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8th February 2008, 02:05 PM #1
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Come On Kiwis, It's Your Turn Now
Two Kiwis are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be
new shop. As yet, the store isn't ready and only few
shelves are set up.
One says, "I'll bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going
to walk by, put his face in the window and ask what we're
selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough,
a curious bloke walks to the window, has a peek, and in an
Aussie accent asks, "What are you selling here mate?"
One of the Kiwis replies, "We're selling a***holes."
Without missing a beat, the Aussie says, "Geez, you must
have had a bloody good day, you've only got two left."
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8th February 2008, 02:08 PM #2
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didnt someone post this last week?
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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9th February 2008, 01:48 PM #3
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yeah.... mustbe you dumb ozzies cant remember a thing.thick as a brick
I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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10th February 2008, 01:28 PM #4
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Gra, just to satisfy my curiosity, would you show me where this one has been posted here previously?
Tonto, it looks like you should type your posts earlier in the day, especially on Fridays.
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11th February 2008, 01:59 AM #5
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Almost. I saved it at 1039AM 31 Dec 2007 (would be about 0140 AM on 1 Jan 2008 in Oz, I think). And it was Poms instead of Kiwis.
Originally Posted by Gra
JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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11th February 2008, 08:32 AM #6
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Thank you for that Joe. I though that the change of
nationality would fool you.
The problem is that 99.9% of ALL the jokes posted are
'as old as your mother's bottle of tabasco sauce' as the
saying goes and it's difficult to remember where I last
saw them.
I might add, it didn't show up in the search I did on it.
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11th February 2008, 08:43 AM #7
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Originally Posted by joe greiner
I knew I had read it recently.. Still funny thoughI may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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