Thread: Before and After Marriage

BEFORE MARRIAGE


John: Ah! At last I can hardly wait.

Jane: Do you want me to leave.

John: NO! Dont even think about it.

Jane: Do you love me?

John: Of course. "Always have and always will"

Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?

John: NO! Why are you ever asking?

Jane: Will you kiss me?

John: Every chance I get.

Jane: Will you hit me?

John: Hell NO! Are you crazy?

Jane: Can I trust you?

John: Yes.

Jane: Darling!




AFTER MARRIAGE





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