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Thread: One good turn

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    Default One good turn

    John was tootling along his street in Munruben
    at a steady 20 kph when, without warning or
    indicators, he made a right hand turn towards
    his driveway.

    This resulted in a collision with Barry who was
    travelling close behind him.

    Barry called out, "You idiot, why didn't you signal?"

    John replied, "Why should I. I always turn in here".

    Allan

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    Reminds me of the time Barry was going up a one way street the wrong way and someone called out to him.."Hey, this is a one way street" and Barry replied "Duh, I'm only going one way"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    ...or the cop who stops a drunk driving the wrong
    way on a one way street.

    The cop asks, "Didn't you see the arrows?"

    The drunk replies, "I didn't even see the Indians."

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