Thread: Give me a push

A honeymooning couple had just settled down for the night
at their motel when there was a knock on the door.
The husband opened the door to find a rather distraught
chap there asking, "I am in a bit of trouble, can you give
me a push please?"
The husband replied, "Sorry mate, find someone else,
this is the first night of my honeymoon".
On returning to the bedroom his new bride said, "That
was a bit harsh, it would not have hurt you to have
helped out. Go and give him a push".
So the husband went outside but could not see the chap
so yelled out, "Where are you mate".
The voice replied, "I am over here in the playground
... on the swing".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.