A little girl climbed up on to the knee of Santa in a big city department store.

Santa said: “What do you want for Christmas little girl?”

She replied: “I want Barbie Doll, an’ I want GI Joe too.”

Santa replied: “Sweetheart, Barbie Doll doesn’t come with GI Joe. She comes with Ken.”

“No Santa.” Replied the little girl, “Barbie Doll always comes with GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken!”


Merry Christmas
Redneck