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Thread: Sheep for Sale

  1. #1
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    Default Sheep for Sale

    Call to the local newspaper's classified editor:

    "I have a complaint about an ad I placed."

    "I'm so sorry, sir. What was the problem?"

    "You'd think a newspaper in a rural community like
    this one would have people on staff who had spent
    some time on a farm. What I said was 'ewes'.
    E-W-E-S."

    "Pardon?"

    "Ewes. It makes a difference to some people."

    "I don't follow."

    "The ad in the paper read: "Sheep for sale - USED."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    You could have "rammed" the complaint home.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    BAAAAAd blue.

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