Thread: New shop

Two London businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-
be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One
said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to
walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Yorkshireman walked to the window, had a peek and in a broad Yorkshire
accent asked, "What tha sellin' 'ere then?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ar5eholes"
Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshireman said, "Thas doing well, Thas
only got two left!"