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16th May 2007, 12:18 AM #1
Shopping Cart Accident
Two woodworkers, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around the big box store when they collide.
O: "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
Y: "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
O: "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
Y: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
O: "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."
JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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