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Thread: Tiger's Christmas Card - 2009
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4th December 2009, 08:12 AM #1
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Tiger's Christmas Card - 2009
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4th December 2009, 09:09 AM #2
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Thanks Noel saves me putting it up, but you left the jokes that go with it so here they are
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards.
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had, so Gillette has dropped his contract
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
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4th December 2009, 10:05 AM #3
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Sensational Watson and Wheelin!
Cheers,
Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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4th December 2009, 12:08 PM #4
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Apparently Phil Mickleson rung Tigers wife the other day looking for tips on how to beat him.
But my personal favourite !!!
When interveiwed by the police, Tigers wife was asked how many times she hit him.
Her reply was " can't remember exactly, but put me down for a 5".
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4th December 2009, 02:03 PM #5
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4th December 2009, 09:29 PM #6
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Great stuff Noel!
Have already doctored it up, printed it up as a Christmas
card, and shown it to friends today.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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8th December 2009, 02:48 PM #7
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Been wondering. He's now up to 10 mistresses. 8 more and he's got a golf course
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Cheers,
Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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8th December 2009, 02:50 PM #8
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Dave dont give Noel the invitation - he's deadly enough as it is
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
Been wondering. He's now up to 10 mistresses. 8 more and he's got a golf course
(Mods: feel free to delete post if implications are too risque)
Cheers,
Dave
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David
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8th December 2009, 03:06 PM #9
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With 10 mistress does he have a caddy
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