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  1. 17th November 2003, 10:27 AM #1
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    Default First Xmas Joke for 2003

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

    "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates".

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

    The man replied, "They're Carols".
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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  3. 17th November 2003, 12:16 PM #2
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  4. 17th November 2003, 03:53 PM #3
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    Can hardly wait to tell my girl friend Carol ! the joke.
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