Thread: Little thing that p!ss us of.... mark 2

We have a rather large resident blacky but I haven't seen him for a while, we call him Jesus as thats what I usually say when I surprise him, or is that the other way around.
Having said that I will not, ever, ever, ever tolerate tigers around the house and bugger the parks.
Of course it's a major threat in a 10th floor office where someone dreams up these regs.
Our local council are trying to introduce regs as to how many horses we can keep, they have come up with a magical figure of one horse per hectare, we run three per hectare without the need for supplementary feed, and we grow our own hay and lucerne.
And on the subject of whats pisses me right off is these bloody bike racers who close off the road outside my place and tell me I can go out when they have finished, ho ho bloody ho, good try noddy, me and my float are going out right now, not in an hours time.

Iain i had a snake problem here (i have 50 acres of snake heaven) so i got my self some guinea fowls they just walk around picking up insects spiders ect ect. when one comes across a snake it calls out and all the other guinea fowl come running and they all peck the crap out of the snake till just a few bones are left i havn't had a snake around the house since i got the guineas just over 4 years and the parkies can't fine the guineas

Snake soup

Iain:I will not tolerate anything that snaps at my back door....period.;

Geez Kev, you and I had better stay away.

wongo looks like you have the same tummy bug as my kids

Back on topic:

Changing jointer knives.
Fiddley as buggery and time consuming,

How do you make a snake meow?

I must confess I have never tried snake soup.

But I had tasted turtle soup when I was 10. :eek:

Originally Posted by craigb

Back on topic:

Changing jointer knives.
Fiddley as buggery and time consuming,

Boo. Hiss. I was looking forward to finding out how the Parkies handled the Guinea Fowls.

Perhaps, fined ... then roasted with chips

Cheers
Richard

Obviously someone's POOSSLQ has more bottle than I have - I'm a big believer in Mr. 12 guage, shovels are for spiders.

Being a City Boy from waaaay back (with Country Cousins) another thing that should qualify for retro-active abortion (thanks Gough) are those ^$^^% that get at the top or bottom of escalators & prop while they have a natter with their friends or just rubber neck. Specially the ones who do it at the bottom, with 20 or so people trying to avoid trampling them. :mad:

Originally Posted by bsrlee

Being a City Boy from waaaay back (with Country Cousins) another thing that should qualify for retro-active abortion (thanks Gough) are those ^$^^% that get at the top or bottom of escalators & prop while they have a natter with their friends or just rubber neck. Specially the ones who do it at the bottom, with 20 or so people trying to avoid trampling them. :mad:

Know where you're coming from with that one. Dives me crazy too.

PS
What's POOSSLQ ?

Originally Posted by Daddles

Boo. Hiss. I was looking forward to finding out how the Parkies handled the Guinea Fowls.

Perhaps, fined ... then roasted with chips

Cheers
Richard

Daddles,
you've obviously never tried eating guinea fowl (or anything else that runs wild from dawn till dusk). Definitely a job for the crock pot or making a soup stock out of. Plenty of flavour, but I've got old boots that are softer. :eek:

Mick the opportunistic chef

Originally Posted by silentC

How do you make a snake meow?

That's the really old one about freezing it and running it across the triton workbench isn't it? Mmmeeeeeoooooooowwwwwww.

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