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14th September 2005, 02:51 PM #1
Enticing Customers
From the ABC News site
Polish relates to the country not polish like wax
Hardware shop offers brothel visits to big-paying customers
A Polish do-it-yourself and hardware shop has offered an hour in a brothel to customers who spend more than 10,000 zlotys (about $US3,000) on construction material, the company says.
"It's a case, if you like, of different strokes for different folks, in terms of doing business," Roman Myszko said, boss of the Bepol shop in Elblag in northern Poland.
"Nearby, there is a house of leisure, which is where the idea for this special offer came from," he told AFP.
The owner of the brothel "came to our shop to buy some paintbrushes and paint. I knew immediately what her line of business was, and I talked with her (about proposing the special offer) and she agreed," Mr Myszko told the Zycie Warszawy
Two Bepol customers have "earned themselves entry tickets" to the brothel, each valued at 100 zlotys.
"They haven't used them yet," Mr Myszko said.
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14th September 2005, 02:59 PM #2
As the saying goes "More bang for your buck".
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14th September 2005, 03:01 PM #3
I wonder if Al is going to match the offer.
Ps. I wanted to give you both a greenie but it wouldn't let me.Photo Gallery
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14th September 2005, 04:27 PM #4
Quick - someone senda copy of the article to Mitre 10, Home Hardware and Bunnies etc
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14th September 2005, 04:30 PM #5
Would Bunnies beat the price though? It sounds like it is in the latest catalogue and is not a sale etc?
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14th September 2005, 04:30 PM #6Originally Posted by echnidna
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14th September 2005, 07:52 PM #7
Anyone put that to C-T yet!
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14th September 2005, 07:56 PM #8Registered
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Originally Posted by Grunt
Spend only $3.67 and you get to shag the old crone who takes a leak behind the skip.
Roll up, roll up.
Al
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14th September 2005, 07:59 PM #9
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The old crone behind the skip......
Al
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14th September 2005, 08:48 PM #11
So let me see if I understand:
The deal is four roll-ups plus $3.67 (does this include GST?) and for this you get a bunk up behind the leaky skip with a crone .... or is that a skip up behind the leaky bunk in exchange for 4 roll-ups + $3.67 and a Swedish Krone?
Er .....Let's start again:
Good moaning ....!
Fear rool-ups plis $3.67 and a crooner gets you a Swoodish message under a bink behoond the looky skap. Roght?
Yeers respictfolly
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15th September 2005, 06:20 AM #12
No, the leaky crone will pay you $3.67, and Al gets the film rights
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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15th September 2005, 11:38 AM #13
Does this mean you get a 10% better brothel?
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