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Thread: Where is Bitingmidge?
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6th September 2005, 04:01 PM #1
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Where is Bitingmidge?
Bitingmidge left home on August 5th for a month; so he is already overdue. Could Dr Moriarty have thrown him down the Reichenbach Falls? Or did he get lost in a Finnish forest whilst hunting for trolls? Or maybe he has been kidnapped in Beijing, and forced to become a modern-day Lord Haw-Haw on Chinese TV? Or has Mr Putin thrown him in jail for trying to set up a deal with Russian oligarchs to build a resort in the Crimea? The possible vicissitudes inherent in a trip half-way round the world are endless. Meanwhile SilentC is amassing an unbeatable lead in the postings stakes. Come back, Midge! Your Forum needs you!
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6th September 2005, 06:17 PM #2
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Still away I assume.
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6th September 2005, 06:42 PM #3
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Abducted by Swedish nymphomaniacs and trying to obtain the $1.00 ransom so he can be freed
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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6th September 2005, 06:49 PM #4
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Had an email from the Midge a few days ago, said he'd be back in a week or so.
Mick"If you need a machine today and don't buy it,
tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."
- Henry Ford 1938
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6th September 2005, 07:21 PM #5
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Rocker, please delete this thread. We wouldn't want him to think we care
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6th September 2005, 10:03 PM #6
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Rubbish, of course we'd care if he came back. Now, staying away, THAT'd be neat
Originally Posted by Gumby
Rocker, please delete this thread. We wouldn't want him to think we care
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I like the swedish nympho theory :eek:
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6th September 2005, 11:21 PM #7
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Sheesh ! One day of freedom Richard and the Sweedish nymphos are on your mind! Originally Posted by Daddles
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7th September 2005, 12:18 AM #8
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Eighteen months ago, I wasn't allowed to. Now it's expected Originally Posted by Gumby
Sheesh ! One day of freedom Richard and the Sweedish nymphos are on your mind!
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7th September 2005, 01:20 AM #9
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And toilet seat now stays up!
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7th September 2005, 01:53 AM #10
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No, my kids and I always close the lid - it's amazing how many women don't :eek: Originally Posted by Harry72
Mind you, getting the four year old to flush it is another matter
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8th September 2005, 07:32 PM #11
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Forum members have probably noticed that Bitingmidge has been remarkably reticent on his return about his exact whereabouts in recent weeks. Most would ascribe this to the effects of jetlag; but perhaps there is a more sinister explanation. Is he under orders from DFAT not to reveal the amount of the ransom that was paid for his release from the Crimean jail, or is he still still suffering from the troll bite that almost did for him in that Finnish forest? Perhaps we shall never know.
Welcome home, Peter.
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8th September 2005, 07:42 PM #12
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Welcome back Midge!
Cheers
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8th September 2005, 09:15 PM #13
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Cheers all!
Not exactly jetlagged, that's hard to do on a train travelling at an average speed of 70kmh, (even after 12,000 km) although as usual no sleep on the overnighter from HongKong means that we could be a bit more alert than we actually are!
No troll bites, no Swedish Nymphos, no Chinese Massages, just a thousand pictures and as many stories.
For those who haven't yet gone travelling from Scandinavia through the Baltic states to China via Siberia and Mongolia.... may I humbly suggest you put it on your list of things you must do before you die.
It should be right up there beside owing a tablesaw.
Cheers,
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9th September 2005, 12:25 AM #14
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well I just bought my 3rd (4th if you count the triton) and penultimate table saw, when I upgrade from this one I'll start saving my pennies for the trans siberian train trip Originally Posted by bitingmidge
Mick"If you need a machine today and don't buy it,
tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."
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