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7th January 2006, 10:19 PM #16
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One win in the spring carnival & Grunts laughin'
17.2 should romp it in providin' he goes the distance.
Can he/her run???
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7th January 2006, 10:48 PM #17
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Taj is a bloke TB.
Taj was a slow race horse. That's why we've got him.
I just get all my drugs from the Vet. Cheaper than going through the mob.I knew vets were getting hard to make a house call - but you kidnapped and drugged him?
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7th January 2006, 11:03 PM #18
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I'd be getting the vet onto methadone before you have him out again...
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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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8th January 2006, 11:22 PM #19
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I'm a little confused. Where's this 'horse' everyone keeps talking about? All I see is a rather long nosed woodie covered with sawdust (obviously been sanding something)
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9th January 2006, 04:38 PM #20
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We'll have to call you Wilber from now on..
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9th January 2006, 08:07 PM #21
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How long will the horse last when you start feeding it to the dogs
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9th January 2006, 09:09 PM #22
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Depends on how hungry they are.
BTW, I am now a ferrier. Just removed my first shoe. It was a bit lose. I rang a couple of ferriers but none returned my call.
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9th January 2006, 09:16 PM #23
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Originally Posted by Grunt
Depends on how hungry they are.
BTW, I am now a ferrier. Just removed my first shoe. It was a bit lose. I rang a couple of ferriers but none returned my call.
When you put a new one on, will you use the nailgun or drive some tech screws with your cordless?
You can trim the edge to fit neatly with a trimmer and a straight bit.
It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
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9th January 2006, 09:17 PM #24
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Skin it and you'll be a furrier... Originally Posted by Grunt
Depends on how hungry they are.
BTW, I am now a ferrier. Just removed my first shoe. It was a bit lose. I rang a couple of ferriers but none returned my call.
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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9th January 2006, 09:19 PM #25
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Taj...?? Not a son of Taj Rossi, a great horse who won me a lot of money years ago.... Originally Posted by Grunt
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9th January 2006, 09:37 PM #26
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Taking them off is easy, now......................... Originally Posted by Grunt
Depends on how hungry they are.
BTW, I am now a ferrier. Just removed my first shoe. It was a bit lose. I rang a couple of ferriers but none returned my call.Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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9th January 2006, 09:55 PM #27
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.... do it the modern way and use West system epoxy.
Then you only have to convince the nag to stand dead still overnight
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10th January 2006, 07:46 AM #28
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School starts at the end of the month, where do you get school shoes for a horse.....or does it just wear joggers or should it be trotters.
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10th January 2006, 07:50 AM #29
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Always a smartarse
Well, here you go, plod silently around the streets at night.
We have used these on occassion....
http://www.smoothwalker.com/Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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10th January 2006, 08:23 AM #30
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Termite is one of the best.Always a smartarse
Thanks Iain. I don't think I'll show these to Ms. Grunt. I don't need to give her more ideas on how to spend money.
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