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13th July 2019, 06:31 PM #1
Quotable quotes
about time we had a section where everyone can add to, we could even have 2 going at once , 1 here and 1 in the Open Slaughter section
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
There is no such thing as Gravity. The World sucks
What about some Classic Monty Python.
" I Fart in your direction, King Arthur "
" Is that all you've got "
" He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy "
" Were not the Judean people's front. Were the Peoples front of Judea."
" Always look on the Bright side of life " - Whistle, Whistle.
" Were all impressed down here, I can tell you."
" Just one more Mint "
"The eyes are open, the mouth moves but Mr Brain has long since departed""
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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14th July 2019, 06:12 PM #2
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
One slash and you're ash....
I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?
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27th July 2019, 02:54 PM #3
Hi,
"We are all here because we are not all there"
An inmate of a mental institution when they were asked if any of them knew why they were there.
RegardsHugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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27th July 2019, 03:37 PM #4GOLD MEMBER
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You well may think I am a nobody.
Well nobody's perfect.
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30th July 2019, 08:22 PM #5Senior Member
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Don't @#$% with the Romans - Jesus.
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30th July 2019, 08:25 PM #6Senior Member
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Was not aware of the censorship here -you get the gist
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30th July 2019, 10:06 PM #7
There is none so blind as those who will not see
There is none so deaf as those who will not hear
There is none so dumb as those who will not ask
And to dine alone is a heartless meal
Without troops all I command is my desk
Without communication all I command is my thoughts
You eat in the mess
You create the mess
You eat in the mess
You clean up the messThe person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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31st July 2019, 10:51 AM #8rrich Guest
I was used as a reference for a former employee.
My response was:
"He is very smart at what he is dumb at."
The HR person was exceptionally confused. I explained, "When he don't know, he asks questions."
BTW - I would rather have 10 like him rather than one that knows it all.
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31st July 2019, 11:35 AM #9
Over population is everybody's baby.
Last edited by DavidG; 25th August 2019 at 02:48 AM.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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31st July 2019, 11:44 AM #10GOLD MEMBER
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Never start an argument that you know you can't win.
Once I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.Tom
"It's good enough" is low aim
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31st July 2019, 02:50 PM #11
Its only heavy while your holding it
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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2nd August 2019, 02:39 PM #12
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2nd August 2019, 04:54 PM #13
Hugh!!!
That is very non PC!
But you are allowed under the rule that anybody growing up before PC was invented can continue in the fashion to which they have become accustomed. Besides which there may be an element of truth.
Somewhere I have a book of Mae West quotes. There was some interesting reading there like the time she returned to her dressing room to find a dozen men waiting for her.
She leaned nonchalantly against the door jamb with one hand on the unsupported hip, gyrating provocatively and said,
"Well boys. I'm feeling a little tired this evening. One uv you's gonna haff to leave!"
Regards
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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People Who Say It Cannot Be Done Should Not Interrupt Those Who Are Doing It (?GB Shaw)
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24th August 2019, 11:51 AM #15
Tobe happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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