Thread: Tell me it's a joke...

Originally Posted by kiwigeo

to a Geologist's barbeque.....

I think I'd prefer steak or snaggers - or even, at a pinch, 'roo or crocodile. What the hell does barbecued geologist taste like? :eek: (Gritty?)

I went to a priests and prostitutes party a few years ago dressed as a nun. I've got to admit that wearing the habit was rather liberating and made me wish I'd been born a Scot. If I was I'd wear a kilt all the time.
A problem arose during the party when some of the "prostitutes" tried to find out what I was wearing under the habit. Made me wish I'd worn a sporran.

I wore mine to an RSL New Years Eve turnout a few years ago, all the old dears after a few G&T's kept sticking their bloody hands up my kilt, would have been OK if the youngest one wasn't about 70 :mad:
Suppose it could have been worse, the old RSM could have been gay :eek:

Here's an article for budding skirt wearers.

http://users.telenet.be/jbruyndonckx/skirt17.html

I too have worn a kilt to a ball at Sydney Town Hall, in fact the full getup with long socks lace up shoes and a dirk. Japanese tourists were taking photos of us when we got out of the cab!

I had the same experience with most females wanting a grope, which is OK as they were mostly under 70 but I nearly came a cropper during some fierce dancing to "I would walk 500 miles"...just got the hand on the sporran as the legs went up in the air

HH.

Just looked at your signature :confused: :confused: :confused:
I am trying NOT to picture the bright side, bloody great big hairy sporran.....trying not to, trying hard not to

I told you blokes NOT to talk about kilts. So what do you bloody well do? And now hairy sporrans

I prefer a brazilian sporran so not quite as hairy as you were NOT thinking Iain. Sorry SC

HH.