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Thread: Thar's a wee Moose in the Hoose!
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16th July 2005, 06:35 PM #1
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Thar's a wee Moose in the Hoose!
Mickey has invaded...and his mates...so far eluding my peanut butter laden traps...
Battle Plans please..... I wish to avoid baits but I do have a shotgun!
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16th July 2005, 06:38 PM #2
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They'll breed faster than you can trap them. Ratsak works for me.
If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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16th July 2005, 06:42 PM #3
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Roll up little balls of white bread and add a few drops of vanilla essence ... you're sure to have more looking to get in for the party!
Or, dare I say it ... get a cat!
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16th July 2005, 06:43 PM #4
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mix flour with plaster of paris and leave it out for them to eat. the plaster will go off in their stomachs and they'll die.
bit cruel though. and they may die in the walls. stinky.Zed
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16th July 2005, 06:44 PM #5
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Cat??
Weve got one at the shop, Im not a cat person but this one is feral, nothing is safe from it, mice, rats, bunnys, snakes, dogs, small children......
Al
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16th July 2005, 06:46 PM #6
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Tikki, If I brought home a Cat to Flea I'd be out living with the dog in the laundry:eek:
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"It is better to be ignorant and ask a stupid question than to be plain Stupid and not ask at all" {screamed by maths teacher in Year 8}
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16th July 2005, 06:48 PM #7
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As Tikki says, get a cat!
Maybe you can borrow one for a couple of weeks?
Once the meeces smell cat around they'll bugger off somewhere else (the ones that the cat hasn't got around to that is
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PS
You posted while I was typing Are you sure she prefers mice to cat?
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16th July 2005, 07:01 PM #8
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Tikki and Craig are right on the money. Borrow a moggie - even if only for a day or so. The mice will shoot through in no time!
Don't bother with one of those puncey little designer fashion accessory pussycats. You want a bloody big boarding-house tomcat with holes in his ears and a scar on his nose. If he's still got most of his tail he's probably a wuss.
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16th July 2005, 07:11 PM #9
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Sounds like the shop cat.
Originally Posted by Driver
You can rent him for $3500 per week, plus expexses.
He comes with his own personal trainer, ( God I need a holiday in the West )
He expects first class travel and ***** hotels, thems stars, not swear words BTW.
He likes a nice drop of Cab Melot each night.
And a tickle under the chin.
Drop me, ahhhum, him a PM
Al
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16th July 2005, 07:14 PM #10
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The answer to all your problems........
http://www.catrental.co.nz/index.cfm...E-EB631D673DF3If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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16th July 2005, 07:25 PM #11
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Nothing like a bit of company when you're in the doghouse! Originally Posted by vsquizz
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16th July 2005, 07:40 PM #12
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Last time I went there it cost me about 30 Grand Originally Posted by Gumby
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16th July 2005, 08:32 PM #13
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.....Dan's leg..... :eek: Originally Posted by ozwinner
Is there anything easier done than said?- Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.
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16th July 2005, 08:34 PM #14
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Ahhh yeah, forgot that one. Originally Posted by DanP
Anyone within CLAW reach......:eek:
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16th July 2005, 08:54 PM #15
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Get/borrow a ferret. Really. Or a bag of fresh ferret poo. Drives rats & mice $%$*&*! Standard 'ratting' team in the 19th Century was 1 ferret, 40 terriers, 40 blokes with pick handles & wheel barrows.
Standard method: 1) chuck ferret into infested warehouse. 2) listen for rumbling noise. 3) start whacking terrified rats & mice as they evacuate. 4) fill wheel barrows with dead rats & mice, take to tip/harbour/hole in ground. 5) retreive snoozing fat ferret full of eaten rats.
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