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  1. 30th June 2007, 10:12 PM #1
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    Default You have unleashed the hounds from HELL!!!!

    You have unleashed the hounds from HELL!!!!

    Ok, so I had a boo boo some time ago and burnt a shed down by accident at the shop we rent.

    Since then I have been burning off very, very carefully.

    Tonight I got a call at 8.30 pm from the bloke who lives next to our shop...... the fire is flaring up......

    Bugger....

    So me and the missus race on down there to check it out.

    Nothing.

    Seems the dickhead that lives next to the shop likes to cry wolf.

    Pity his phone number came up on my phone.

    I have rang him a few times and reported a fire but all I get is a mouth full of abuse.

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  3. 30th June 2007, 10:20 PM #2
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    That musta sent the old ticker racing, glad to hear it was a false alarm. As for the neigbour
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  4. 30th June 2007, 10:25 PM #3
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    The flames were no higher than 100mm on damp timber that took me all day to light.

    I usually get up at about 4 am, Ill give him a call and ask him if there is a fire?

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  5. 30th June 2007, 11:12 PM #4
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    Public phones - at least if you can still find any - very anon. and don't cost much. Much safer than using your own - no Federales knocking on the door asking embarassing questions.
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  6. 30th June 2007, 11:23 PM #5
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    It really goes against the grain to hold a grudge, but this dill is something special.
    So Ill make an exception.

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  7. 30th June 2007, 11:41 PM #6
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    Al,

    Read this, it may give you some ideas...

    http://www.michaelnix.net/blog/2006/...ur-an-a$$hole/


    Oh, change the $$ to ss
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner View Post
    The flames were no higher than 100mm on damp timber that took me all day to light.

    I usually get up at about 4 am, Ill give him a call and ask him if there is a fire?

    Al
    Go down to check it out at 4.30am, and have your car stereo up loud.
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  9. 30th June 2007, 11:50 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gra View Post
    Al,

    Read this, it may give you some ideas...

    http://www.michaelnix.net/blog/2006/...ur-an-a$$hole/


    Oh, change the $$ to ss
    404.

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  10. 30th June 2007, 11:53 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner View Post
    404.

    Al

    Did you change the $$ to ss ???
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Sorry too cryptic for me.

    Now it works.

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    Arrange for a load of manure to be delivered and dumped in his driveway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linden Hardy View Post
    Arrange for a load of manure to be delivered and dumped in his driveway.
    Preferably fresh and steamy, you could also send a couple of bricks (or something equally heavy) in the mail to him, without stamps, Aus Post will recover the cost and he will just have to know what is in the parcel.
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    BUMP!
    Just waiting for the next installment
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  15. 6th July 2007, 04:52 PM #14
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    Hes sulking now, so he wont say anything for ages.

    Anyhow, we are all but out of the rotten stinking shop, this weekend should see it all cleared up and taken home.

    Then there are just the body parts left to take to Avoooca next weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner View Post

    Then there are just the body parts left to take to Avoooca next weekend.

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