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    Default Desert Island

    Here's a late night one for you
    If you could save only 5 handtools from a sinking boat, which ones would you choose to take to the desert island? Why....?
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    Assuming it's not a desert island, but rather a deserted tropical island.

    2x Tomahawks - the all-purpose tool. Hammer, splitter, axe, plane, chisel. You can build a log-cabin with just these!
    Bowsaw - who wants to fell a tree with a tomahawk? And it'd be nice to have square ends...
    Bowie Knife - there's more to life than woodwork. Ever tried skinning a rabbit with a tomahawk?
    Flare-gun - to flag down passing vehicles so I can order more tools...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
    2x Tomahawks - the all-purpose tool. Hammer, splitter, axe, plane, chisel. You can build a log-cabin with just these!
    Bowsaw - who wants to fell a tree with a tomahawk? And it'd be nice to have square ends...
    Bowie Knife - there's more to life than woodwork. Ever tried skinning a rabbit with a tomahawk?
    Flare-gun - to flag down passing vehicles so I can order more tools...
    well first would be my swiss army knife, i could build a temporary shelter using that alone while i work on the log cabin and skin rabbits.

    then i like skews idea of the 2 tomahawks, but i would make it an axe and a tomahawk (a bit more flexibility)

    a posthole digger; can dig holes for uprights for the log cabin as well as $h1tpits and wells for drinking water

    and lastly a good hammer cos eventually you are going to want to hit something

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    Well I definitely need a dovetail saw. I am sure I will catch one to cut its tail off.

    And I would still prefer 4 power tools thank you very much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo
    Well I definitely need a dovetail saw. I am sure I will catch one to cut its tail off.

    And I would still prefer 4 power tools thank you very much.
    and plug them into what???

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    Talking

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug the slug
    and lastly a good hammer cos eventually you are going to want to hit something
    I'll stick with my tommie-hawk... when I want to hit something I want it to know it's been hit.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug the slug
    and plug them into what???
    Wongo fotgot the real long extension lead obviously
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    QUESTION.....

    IF I had 5 hand tools.... why is the boat sinking????? :confused:
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo
    And I would still prefer 4 power tools thank you very much.
    Make that three and a generator.
    Is there anything easier done than said?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brudda
    QUESTION.....

    IF I had 5 hand tools.... why is the boat sinking????? :confused:
    Dropped your axe?
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Quick swap a tomahawk for a pair of flippers
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    I'd take most of the above but with the addition of an oil stone so I could sharpen all my cutting implements.
    I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."

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    now thats good thinking duckman, you dont know how long you will be there, ill swap the hammer for a sharpening stone, can always hit things with the axe

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    Wot? No rocks lying around on your island? :eek:

    Don't worry, there'll be plenty of time to learn how to hone with coral...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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