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14th April 2024, 05:35 PM
Thread: Breaking News
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Must have logged onto Sky News by mistake?
Must have logged onto Sky News by mistake?
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1st March 2023, 03:54 PM
Thread: NEW Truck
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He needs to listen to Ray Hadley like these...
He needs to listen to Ray Hadley like these blokes!
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26th October 2022, 08:16 AM
Thread: The cost of hiring staff
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One of the best 2 Ronnies jokes: News Break:...
One of the best 2 Ronnies jokes:
News Break: From South Africa, A trusty prisoner has escaped in the Rand. Or should that read, a randy prisoner has escaped in a truss? -
24th October 2022, 05:16 PM
Thread: Custom Build
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Custom Build
Is this the section where you can have something made?
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1st June 2022, 12:18 PM
Thread: Woof-Woof.
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Agreed, but some of us are so old, we forget the...
Agreed, but some of us are so old, we forget the jokes told 30 years ago.
If you hear a joke for the first time, no crime in sharing.
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13th April 2022, 11:37 PM
Thread: Nightclub
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Ah, finally some new ones. Thanks DTH1.
Ah, finally some new ones. Thanks DTH1.
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12th January 2022, 11:37 AM
Thread: Two Brooms
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My minds in a vacuum. Can't think of a reply.
My minds in a vacuum. Can't think of a reply.
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13th November 2021, 04:01 PM
Thread: Christmas 2021 prize draw # 133
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CLAIMED I'm in.
I'm in.
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4th November 2021, 12:58 PM
Thread: The hound of Littlehampton
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Try living on a block with dogs on 3 sides whose...
Try living on a block with dogs on 3 sides whose owners don't give a rats about barking.
Thank goodness for workplace induced hearing loss. -
23rd October 2021, 02:09 PM
Thread: Pun
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I have to be careful, they block plane speech on...
I have to be careful, they block plane speech on here and if I mentioned 'vice', it could be sent to the other Forum.
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18th October 2021, 02:58 PM
Thread: Pun
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Some of these puns are so old I saw-dust around...
Some of these puns are so old I saw-dust around them.
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17th October 2021, 03:40 PM
Thread: Pun
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This has become a Trite On the silly side!
This has become a Trite On the silly side!
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16th October 2021, 03:56 PM
Thread: Pun
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Is that awl you can give us?
Is that awl you can give us?
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27th September 2021, 01:48 PM
Thread: A different ending
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A different ending
Same joke, different ending. Apologies if I read it here. Getting old, can't remember.
Wife is trying on new slacks and asks husband
Does my bum look big in these?
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26th September 2021, 03:24 PM
Thread: Earthquake Aftermath
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Earthquake Aftermath
Tectonic plate offered role in Federal Cabinet after being a bit shifty | The Chaser
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23rd September 2021, 05:48 PM
Thread: Earthquake Relief in NSW
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Earthquake Relief in NSW
NSW to receive $700m disaster relief after Victoria hit by earthquake | The Chaser
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18th August 2021, 11:01 PM
Thread: Daly Waters Pub Groaners
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That third one was pretty good.
That third one was pretty good.
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5th August 2021, 06:41 PM
Thread: Carpentry.
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Another 'like' from me Old Croc! I've heard lots...
Another 'like' from me Old Croc!
I've heard lots of these jokes before- not that one and never complained. If you like the joke, fire it up I say. -
1st June 2021, 09:55 PM
Thread: Hinges
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Main front door or fly screen door? I wouldn't...
Main front door or fly screen door? I wouldn't like to come visiting and strain myself!
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1st June 2021, 09:51 PM
Thread: Happy meals.
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I pulled an old bottle of Kahlua out of the...
I pulled an old bottle of Kahlua out of the cellar. 26%. Bottles available now are 20%.
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10th January 2021, 05:40 PM
Thread: In a bar
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Girl comes up to him in a bar and says, you're a...
Girl comes up to him in a bar and says, you're a good looker. Can I have your phone number?
Sure, have you got a pen?
Yes.
Well the farmer is going to want you in it before it gets dark! -
9th January 2021, 10:29 AM
Thread: In a bar
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He's sitting in a bar and a gorgeous woman sits...
He's sitting in a bar and a gorgeous woman sits next to him. Wanting a good line he says,
Look at my watch, it's an x ray machine.
I dont believe you, she replies.
Well it shows me you are not... -
7th January 2021, 04:19 PM
Thread: In a bar
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In a bar
There I was minding my own business in a bar and a lady walks up.
She says, You know with a shave and a good tidy up you would be a good looker!
I replied, if I had a shave and a good tidy up, I... -
4th January 2021, 07:43 PM
Thread: Bws
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Bws
There was the guy who went to the Berala BWS and asked for a case of Corona.
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27th December 2020, 03:05 PM
Thread: January 2021 - PRIZE DRAW #131
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DRAWN & CLAIMED I'm in.
I'm in.
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10th December 2020, 03:04 PM
Thread: Stolen nickers
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Stolen nickers
The second in charge here looks out the window and says
' The guy next door is stealing a pair of my nickers off the clothesline.
I don't mind so much because they are old but I want the 8 pegs... -
27th October 2020, 01:10 PM
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DRAWN & CLAIMED I'm in
I'm in
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26th September 2020, 06:37 PM
Thread: Triton AJA150 Router mounting plate
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WANTED:VIC Pm sent
Pm sent
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24th September 2020, 08:47 PM
Thread: Triton AJA150 Router mounting plate
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WANTED:VIC Yes, pretty sure its in the shed. Will look...
Yes, pretty sure its in the shed. Will look tomorrow and send you p.m.
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9th September 2020, 09:05 AM
Thread: September - PRIZE DRAW - #128
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CLAIMED I'm in.
I'm in.
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6th September 2020, 04:59 PM
Thread: Red Balloon Voucher
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FREE ANYWHERE: Thanks have contacted them.
Thanks have contacted them.
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5th September 2020, 01:09 PM
Thread: Red Balloon Voucher
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FREE ANYWHERE: Red Balloon Voucher
I have $30 left on a Red Balloon voucher which is yours free to add to your own voucher. You can't get much for $30. Must be used by November.
Or does anyone have a charity that would be able to add... -
5th September 2020, 01:03 PM
Thread: Makita Router !/2" Heavy Duty 3601B
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N.S.W. I advertised an older one of these a while back....
I advertised an older one of these a while back. It was a gift and it only takes up space. Think I asked $50?
Very heavy so a problem to post but would anybody have a good home for it, free !... -
5th September 2020, 12:45 PM
Thread: Shadow minister
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Shadow minister
What does a shadow minister do after the Sun goes down?
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23rd June 2020, 09:12 PM
Thread: People say...
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People say...
People say I'm a plagiarist.
Their words, not mine! -
21st June 2020, 03:02 PM
Thread: Triton AJA150 Router mounting plate
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WANTED:VIC If unable to purchase, I have 2 to spare. CP
If unable to purchase, I have 2 to spare.
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26th February 2020, 10:30 AM
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WANTED:VIC Not clear on what this is? My Triton is in a...
Not clear on what this is? My Triton is in a table with guard removed so I could have what you need.
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26th January 2020, 01:44 PM
Thread: Murphy the Painter
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Not another joke but true. A local business owner...
Not another joke but true. A local business owner is in trouble here for putting a $100 note in a womans cleavage. Dont know what he expected or whether it has worked before without any repercussions?
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1st January 2020, 03:32 PM
Thread: Router attachments
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WANTED:SA. Makita parcel sent.
Makita parcel sent.
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29th December 2019, 05:15 PM
Thread: Router attachments
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WANTED:SA. I have the Makita stuff you need. Im in...
I have the Makita stuff you need.
Im in Southern Highlands, NSW. -
4th December 2019, 07:58 PM
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Well how about the word 'cleave' It can mean...
Well how about the word 'cleave'
It can mean to join or to cut in half. -
4th September 2019, 01:23 PM
Thread: Cows
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They have already taken the cream of the...
They have already taken the cream of the comebacks!
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5th August 2019, 08:03 PM
Thread: Japanese Waterstones
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N.S.W. Sold
Sold
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4th August 2019, 07:03 PM
Thread: Japanese Waterstones
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N.S.W. SOLD Pending payment. Thank you.
SOLD Pending payment.
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3rd August 2019, 10:02 PM
Thread: Japanese Waterstones
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N.S.W. Japanese Waterstones
I have 2 Japanese Waterstones for sale. Absolutely new. One still in the plastic wrap. Boxes in new condition.
I purchased these at a Woodshow from a highly respected toolmaker that you all know,... -
28th July 2019, 09:39 AM
Thread: Sidchrome Socket Set- NEW
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N.S.W. Sold
Sold
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28th July 2019, 09:38 AM
Thread: Incra Miter 1000 SE
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N.S.W. Sold
Sold
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28th July 2019, 09:37 AM
Thread: Festool Router 1400 Plus
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N.S.W. Sold
Sold
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28th July 2019, 09:36 AM
Thread: Frontline Clamps
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N.S.W. All clamps SOLD. Thank you. CP
All clamps SOLD. Thank you.
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27th July 2019, 09:59 AM
Thread: Frontline Clamps
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N.S.W. 2 clamps SOLD. 1 clamp + winder avaliable. CP
2 clamps SOLD.
1 clamp + winder avaliable.
CP