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Shark cull

Started by underfoot, 6th May 2014 06:43 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agrees, attack, australian, beach, cull, curious, decided, diving, editor, fatal, fishing, friends, idea, journos, life, mate, newspaper, ocean, post, prompted, question, recent, shark, spent, stopped, support, surfing, swimming, west

Replies: 24
Views: 3,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 10:28 PM; by pjt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

I think this is probably a true story !!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 20th February 2014 11:59 AM

agrees, bandaged, bit, day, decide, decision, disappointed, discuss, doctor, foot, groans, head, helped, helping, hospital, huge, incher, invest, kitchen, married, penis, plays, role, spoken, story, talk, thirty, true, wakes, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2014 06:09 PM; by Grumpy John

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WOODIES JOKES

A Well Argued Court Case

Started by CMB, 13th February 2014 02:31 PM

$125, agreed, agrees, amount, argued, balance, case, client, court, defendant, equipment, granted, grounds, honour, judgement, lady, ladys, lawyer, piece, plaintiff, premises, property, pump, rent, rented, shaft, shrubbery, stones, surprised, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 02:31 PM; by CMB

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WOODIES JOKES

Can't take it With You

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 08:01 AM

agrees, arm, arrange, bed, book, brought, bury, calls, check, coffin, death, die, dies, faithful, gates, gold, guy, happy, pavement, pearly, peter, possessions, prayers, priest, reluctantly, sells, servant, special, suitcase, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 08:01 AM; by Carry Pine

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WOODIES JOKES

The Emu & The Truckie.

Started by issatree, 5th October 2011 12:25 AM

2nd, agrees, beer, bird, bottom, buy, change, chips, clever, coke, correct, emu, exact, genie, hamburger, lamp, legged, means, millionaire, nice, pocket, pops, reaches, rolls, royce, rub, time, truckie, waitress, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2011 09:21 AM; by Pac man

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WOODIES JOKES

New pen turning book

Started by plantagenon, 3rd September 2011 09:48 PM

agrees, begin, bit, blanks, book, books, chapter, chapters, characteristics, charity, expertise, idea, kits, knowledge, majority, marketing, methods, pen, penturners, personally, polishing, relevant, research, sharpening, styles, suggestion, timber, tools, turning, types

Replies: 5
Views: 2,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2011 10:10 PM; by Dorno

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WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

A Little Scottish Story

Started by Dennis Millard, 29th January 2011 03:33 PM

agrees, announced, battered, burn, closely, comdom, condom, day, examined, forge, glen, handed, hill, huge, looked, lustily, marched, piper, pipes, playing, produced, regiment, repair, replaced, scottish, smith, sporran, story, street, torn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2011 03:33 PM; by Dennis Millard

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WOODIES JOKES

Water Damage in Walls

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th May 2010 11:00 AM

advance, agrees, appears, boards, chamfer, company, day, dodgy, dry, expected, fix, insurance, painting, photos, question, read, renovateforum.com, replaced, replacing, report, responsible, roof, sanding, sealing, sheets, suggested, team, thread, walls, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2010 11:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Free timber - Melbourne

Started by Woodwould, 25th February 2009 06:45 PM

agrees, bid, chunk, collect, collecting, compound, drive, eventual, free, graciously, grand, gum, handles, located, mahogany, means, melbourne, park, personnel, presently, prix, purposes, pvs, recipient, removed, running, suitable, thereof, timber, trees

Replies: 4
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2009 12:15 AM; by ningfengxl

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Husband Makes Lunches.

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 09:09 PM

1st, agrees, days, fridge, honey, husband, left, love, loving, lunch, lunches, makes, marriage, mind, morning, obligingly, photo…, replied, shelf, time, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,826

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2009 07:34 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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WOODIES JOKES

The Hotel Bill

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:14 PM

$400.00, $450.00, agrees, bad, bill, charged, check, cheque, clerk, complains, entertainers, eventually, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, matter, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 08:32 PM; by Ozkaban

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WOODIES JOKES

Decisions Decisions

Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 10:01 PM

agrees, bit, build, day, decide, decision, decisions, disappointed, discuss, doctor, freeway, happened, helped, helping, inch, incher, inches, invest, kitchen, perks, pile-up, plays, remember, role, spoken, talk, time, walk, wife, willy

Replies: 6
Views: 1,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 03:51 PM; by Incoming!

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WOODIES JOKES

Snail

Started by munruben, 19th February 2008 11:46 AM

240-z, agrees, car, datson, days, dealer, decided, difference, fast, fee, happily, highway, lose, love, opportunity, repainted, replies, rest, roaring, s-car, sell, shopping, snail, speed, spent, top, unique, wheels, wow, zooming

Replies: 1
Views: 989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 01:25 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Night out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2007 10:57 AM

agrees, allan, attracted, barry, blonde, cheese, dying, effect, hate, hope, john, liver, mine, night, sentence, spot, time, won, words, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 07:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Scheppach/Triton bandsaw

Started by ftje, 15th November 2007 12:56 PM

agrees, anyine, appears, band, bandsaw, basato, cheers, experience, forbes, grinder, hare, ideas, inch, joe, opinion, scheppach or triton, scheppach/triton, sheppach, stone, thinking, triton, true, units, wet, wsame

Replies: 0
Views: 3,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 12:56 PM; by ftje

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BANDSAWS

George Bush again

Started by munruben, 19th June 2007 05:29 PM

agrees, answer, blair, brother, bush, calls, child, colin, father, finally, george, helms, house, immediately, intelligent, leaves, maam, meeting, mother, powell, queen, question, republican, senators, senior, sir, sister, tony, white, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2007 09:04 PM; by Bluegum

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WOODIES JOKES

You can keep him!

Started by Honorary Bloke, 17th May 2007 10:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agrees, american-born, based, donations, feel, funny, game, living, monetary, net, news, rantoff, ranton, shootings, story, tech, video, virginia

Replies: 18
Views: 2,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2007 09:25 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Australian Flag

Started by ernknot, 22nd January 2007 09:59 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

agrees, australian, ban, bastard, call, cash, change, counrty, day, denegrade, died, direction, fine, flag, freedom, freedoms, greedy, grubby, hate, hell, love, mates, national, note, organisors, ozzie, people, sonmething, talk, word

Replies: 42
Views: 4,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2007 03:49 PM; by Studley 2436

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Smart Shepherd

Started by Breslauer, 7th January 2007 01:45 AM

$100, accountant, agrees, amazing, animal, begins, bet, chance, cries, deduce, dog, double, exact, farmer, flock, government, guess, huge, occupation, picks, responds, rest, sheep, shepherd, smart, stopping, tells, wait, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2007 01:45 AM; by Breslauer

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WOODIES JOKES

Oh No

Started by Baz, 16th November 2006 07:42 PM

agrees, bit, bloke, day, decide, decision, disappointed, discuss, doctor, fellow, happened, helped, helping, inch, incher, inches, invest, kitchen, motorway, pile-up, plays, pounds, remember, role, spoken, talk, thousand, time, vital, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2006 09:06 PM; by echnidna

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WOODIES JOKES

Lesson in Business

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th March 2006 09:30 AM

$1000, accepts, agreeing, agrees, bastard, boyfriend, business, call, calls, coins, dollars, entirety, fast, finally, girl, girlfriend, half, happened, hour, johnny, lesson, management, minutes, money, pants, pick, proposal, screwed, time, waiting

Replies: 6
Views: 2,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2006 03:40 PM; by ss_11000

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WOODIES JOKES

Hi Ho Silver

Started by Bluegum, 4th October 2005 01:12 PM

agrees, blonde, brought, brunette, chief, days, ear, ears, enters, evening, grabs, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, plains, ranger, rangers, request, responds, returns, silver, speak, spends, tent, time, whispers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2005 05:57 PM; by Twodogs

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WOODIES JOKES

Ah Romance MK II( has MK I)

Started by Baz, 31st May 2005 09:31 PM

agrees, bedding, call, date, dinner, door, drops, encyclopaedia, evening, excellent, garden, hard, huge, iirobbo, knocks, lady, looked, lovely, night, rambling, romance, rose, slaps, stunned, success, suited, takes, time, tomorrow, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 10:01 PM; by ozwinner

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WOODIES JOKES

Little Johnnie...

Started by AlexS, 25th May 2005 10:41 PM

agrees, break, bucked, cries, daddy, gasping, glass, hang, hearing, hops, johnnie, johnny, lot, milkman, moaning, mommy, opportunity, passing, peeks, pretty, questions, ride, search, starts, stride, thumping, tight, town, uncomfortable, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2005 10:41 PM; by AlexS

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WOODIES JOKES

Some people will do anything to become Americians!

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:10 AM

agent, agrees, alien, americians, border, bushes, catches, english, fence, green, hard, hmmm, illegal, mexican, minutes, noooo, patrol, people, phone, pink, pleeeze, pulls, senior, sentence, sez, stay, tells, usa, words, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 06:10 AM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

LAst Rites

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 05:46 PM

age, agrees, avenue, brings, catholic, checks, church, comfort, crowd, dying, friday, gasps, gathers, injured, kneels, lay, leans, listen, litany, living, marys, night, octogenarian, policeman, priest, rites, sidewalk, solemn, spectators, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 05:46 PM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

Blonde again

Started by Bob Willson, 30th March 2004 06:46 PM

agrees, bad, blonde, boss, breaks, call, chance, check, crying, day, decides, died, horrible, hours, hysterically, judi, matter, mind, morning, mum, office, pass, received, replies, rushes, sister, sympathetically, tears, usual, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,795

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 06:46 PM; by Bob Willson

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WOODIES JOKES

Little Johhny

Started by Baz, 14th July 2003 09:25 PM

agrees, amazement, bedroom, buy, dad, downstairs, father, horrified, johhny, johnny, life, months, mouth, mum, nagging, night, parents, procedes, refusing, replies, shut, sits, smacked, sofa, son, telly, warts, watching, wimbledon.d

Replies: 0
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2003 09:25 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

Nun

Started by Iain, 5th July 2001 02:51 PM

agrees, anal, answer, begins, bus, cemetery, church, dressed, driver, finishes, god, heard, hiding, hippie, jumped, jumps, married, mask, midnight, nun, prayers, praying, rips, sex, shouts, stands, starts, tuesday, virginity

Replies: 0
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2001 02:51 PM; by Iain

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WOODIES JOKES

No grasshopper but a cat

Started by AlexS, 7th September 2000 08:05 AM

absolute, agent, agents, agrees, amazed, bit, bloke, book, capital, cat, cats, cities, classical, eventually, grasshopper, jazz, jumped, keyboard, loudly, month, musical, orchestrate, play, popular, running, simply, tour, virtuoso, window, worlds

Replies: 0
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2000 08:05 AM; by AlexS

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WOODIES JOKES

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Shark cull

I think this is probably a true story !!!!

A Well Argued Court Case

Can't take it With You

The Emu & The Truckie.

New pen turning book

A Little Scottish Story

Water Damage in Walls

Free timber - Melbourne

Husband Makes Lunches.

The Hotel Bill

Decisions Decisions

Snail

Night out

Scheppach/Triton bandsaw

George Bush again

You can keep him!

Australian Flag

Smart Shepherd

Oh No

Lesson in Business

Hi Ho Silver

Ah Romance MK II( has MK I)

Little Johnnie...

Some people will do anything to become Americians!

LAst Rites

Blonde again

Little Johhny

Nun

No grasshopper but a cat