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Baptizing an Irishman

Started by gms002a, 7th August 2013 01:13 PM

arms, baptizing, begins, bit, breath, brother, bumping, catches, coughs, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, irishman, jesus, kicking, legs, preacher, pulls, ready, river, staggers, subsequently, time, upright, water, wits

Replies: 4
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2013 11:12 PM; by gms002a

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A belated Christmas joke

Started by rtfarty, 30th December 2012 09:52 PM

belated, bells, carols, christmas, christmassy, die, englishman, eve, eventually, flicks, fumbles, gates, guy, guys, irishman, jingles, joke, keys, knickers, ladies, lighter, pair, pearly, peter, pockets, pulls, replies, represent, scotsman, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2012 09:52 PM; by rtfarty

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Ventriloquist mark 2

Started by Carry Pine, 18th August 2012 11:12 AM

act, audience, bit, bloke, clever, comedian, concentrate, dummy, english, hear, irish, irishman, joke, jokes, laughing, living, mark, nasty, puppet, replied, set, started, stupid, suitcase, talking, told, tonight, upset, ventriloquist, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2012 11:12 AM; by Carry Pine

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Two Irishmen

Started by fenderbelly, 17th July 2012 10:36 AM

admiring, beautiful, buying, catalogue, expensive, eyes, girl, girls, idea, irishman, irishmen, mail, models, pal, pats, price, receive, replies, shes, smiles, weeks, wide, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2012 10:36 AM; by fenderbelly

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PC Ethnic Joke?

Started by rayintheuk, 11th April 2011 10:28 PM

african, american, australian, bouncer, chinaman, club, egyptian, englishman, ethnic, fijian, frenchman, german, irishman, israeli, italian, japanese, joke, latvian, mexican, night, norwegian, ray, romanian, scotsman, singaporean, swiss, thai, turk, welshman, zealander

Replies: 3
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2011 07:53 AM; by Chesand

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A Irishman's chilli...

Started by Woodwould, 4th February 2011 12:10 PM

bloke, bottom, bowl, chilli, close, dead, delight, eagerly, front, immediately, irishman, looked, loving, mouse, mouthful, nah, noticed, paddy, puked, reached, repulsive, sat, shocked, sight, sitting, slid, spooning, staring, started, yerself

Replies: 7
Views: 1,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2011 07:49 AM; by Mulgabill

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The Confessional

Started by fenderbelly, 11th December 2009 03:06 PM

$50, affair, box, confessional, hail, irishman, leave, left, married, marys, moment, money, paused, penance, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:03 AM; by artme

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Wooooo!

Started by Woodwould, 7th October 2009 10:10 AM

amazement, answer, answering, bigger, cave, clothes, day, fine, found, heard, hollered, hoo, huge, indian, indians, irishman, local, looked, newspaper, ran, read, red, size, thinking, tore, waiting, women, woods, wooooo, wooooooooo

Replies: 2
Views: 886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2009 11:41 AM; by Woodwould

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Irish exigency

Started by Woodwould, 21st January 2009 03:08 PM

anne, brennan, british, cares, day, degree, describe, diamond, equivalent, exigency, explain, expression, guest, host, iglesias, ireland, irish, irishman, julio, manana, meaning, shay, singer, spanish, television, term, tomorrow, urgency, week, word

Replies: 4
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2009 04:42 PM; by rrich

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irish sausages

Started by kmthor, 12th June 2008 09:32 AM

assistant, bacon, bratwurst, bunnings, bursting, conceded, counter, danish, demanded, french, frogs, gear, german, hot, indignantly, indignation, irish, irishman, italian, legs, logic, looked, replied, righteous, sausage, sausages, steps, theme, walking, warming

Replies: 5
Views: 1,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 05:37 PM; by wheelinround

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Mating Call

Started by Dangermouse, 13th May 2008 03:33 PM

amazement, answer, answering, bigger, call, cave, clothes, day, found, headline, heard, hollered, hoo, huge, indian, indians, irishman, looked, mating, raced, ran, red, size, spied, thinking, tore, woods, wooooo, wooooooooo

Replies: 2
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 05:33 PM; by Batpig

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Irish Diet

Started by Charleville, 4th May 2008 07:45 PM

3rd, 60lbs, 72743, ????in, amazing, dat, day, days, ddddd, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, follow, hunger, instructions, irish, irishman, jaesuz, lost, nodded, overweight, regularly, repeat, shocked, skip, skippin, taut, terribly

Replies: 1
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 12:03 AM; by tea lady

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An Irishman at a bar in New York City

Started by WoodJunky, 1st March 2008 05:42 PM

bar, bloody, broken, buy, city, date, drink, fast, giggles, hour, irishman, lady, minutes, nearby, notices, panties, replies, running, sitting, smirks, state-of-the-art, taps, telepathically, telling, testing, times, watch, wearing, woman, york

Replies: 1
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 06:55 PM; by rsser

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Another pub yarn

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 2nd February 2008 03:39 PM

3rd, ahhh, bar, buy, drink, drinks, dublin, englishman, foot, glasgow, hame, happen, home, house, irishman, laid, moment, nuttin, odriscolls, personally, prefer, pub, pubs, scotsman, set, sister, upstairs, wee, yarn, yken

Replies: 1
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 04:20 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Irish Humor

Started by MICKYG, 28th January 2008 11:25 AM

bread, breakfast, called, chewing, closer, condoms, container, cracking, eat, england, englishman, fresh, fruit, gum, humor, ireland, irish, irishman, irishmans, jam, recycle, replied, sell, sex, smile, smiled, teeth, throw, transform, wrigleys

Replies: 1
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 08:51 AM; by JackoH

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French guillotine

Started by woodcutta, 19th January 2008 09:02 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2008 09:02 AM; by woodcutta

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irishman outback

Started by weisyboy, 4th December 2007 07:15 PM

ben, bout, burk, cheerfully, creek, cut, cutting, deep, doh, dry, fence, fencing, finishing, holes, irishman, me2tsup, outback, owner, patty, pole, post, posts, posts;, shed, sounds, station, striner, teh, thaught

Replies: 0
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 07:15 PM; by weisyboy

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Nino

Started by rtfarty, 29th August 2007 07:45 AM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 10:43 AM; by wheelinround

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Irishman

Started by munruben, 15th June 2007 10:21 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2007 10:21 AM; by munruben

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Blonde Joke

Started by Doughboy, 3rd June 2007 10:04 AM

beef, blonde, blondes, bolognaise, box, building, burritos, cabbage, corned, death, enchiladas, floor, guy, hated, idiot, irishman, joke, jump, jumped, jumping, lunch, makes, mexican, mexicans, realize, stared, tacos, time, wept, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2007 11:58 PM; by Barry_White

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VERY Fast food diet

Started by John Saxton, 24th February 2007 09:09 PM

3rd, @##@, amazing, dat, day, days, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, fast, follow, food, hunger, instructions, irish, irishman, jaesuz, lost, nodded, overweight, pounds, regularly, returned, shocked, skip, taut, terribly, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2007 09:09 PM; by John Saxton

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How to lose weight

Started by fred.n, 6th February 2007 10:49 PM

3rd, amazing, dat, day, days, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, follow, hunger, instructions, irishman, jaesuz, lose, lost, nodded, overweight, pounds, regularly, repeat, returned, shocked, skip, skippin, taut, terribly, time, weight

Replies: 1
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2007 10:16 PM; by skot

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Pint size

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2007 12:07 AM

bar, bartender, condolences, confused, dawns, day, drinking, drinks, dublin, eye, fall, fine, intrude, irishman, laughs, light, loss, moment, notice, offer, pint, pints, quit, regular, regulars, round, silent, size, taking, wayhe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 12:07 AM; by John Saxton

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A drink with God

Started by Eddie Jones, 7th November 2006 10:02 AM

accepts, ale, amazement, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, cry, drink, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, irishman, miracle, newcastle, nods, person, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 04:11 AM; by rapsod

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Festool 8/10mm cutter

Started by Flowboy, 3rd August 2006 07:25 PM

150, 2x2000ofs, 8 or 10mm, 8ml, accessory, bit, cutter, cutters, difference, domino, englishman, extensively, festool, fits, grief, infestoed, irishman, knife, leighs, listed, morning, neighbour, of2000e, patr, pub, rotex, scot, set, shank, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2006 10:14 AM; by TassieKiwi

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The Irishman

Started by Eddie Jones, 6th June 2006 12:30 PM

blonde, castaway, closer, drop, eyes, fell, flask, forgotten, gods, gorgeous, hearing, irish, irishman, knees, looked, played, pocket, reaches, replied, sleeve, smoke, sobbed, speck, suit, takes, tears, tis, trembling, wet, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 12:30 PM; by Eddie Jones

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Symetric Saw- does exactly as it says on the tin.

Started by patr, 3rd May 2006 07:52 PM

allowing, bushmills, closer, cracked, cut, festool, festool-absolutely, herr, ice, irishman, methinks, mitre, numpty, pat, plane, police, political, professional, read, simou, slogan, spell, symetric, tad, thread, tin, tools, whizzo, words, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2006 11:48 PM; by patr

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Irish Logic

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 12:50 PM

$50, bodies, box, confessional, irish, irishman, leave, left, logic, married, moment, money, paused, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, together;, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 01:27 PM; by ss_11000

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A bit late for St Paddy's day

Started by Jack Plane, 22nd March 2006 11:08 AM

ahrse, bit, botty, dactor, day, doctor, irishman, late, loik, paddy, paddys, teyhk, woot.

Replies: 3
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2006 08:37 AM; by Iain

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Woo Woo Woo

Started by bennylaird, 19th October 2005 08:27 AM

answer, answering, bigger, cave, clothes, found, headline, heard, hollered, huge, indian, indians, irishman, looked, naked, ran, read, red, run, size, spied, thinking, tore, train, woo, woods, wooooo, wooooo”, you’ll, “wooooo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2005 08:27 AM; by bennylaird

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One for the art lovers.....

Started by Christopha, 20th June 2005 07:32 PM

african-americans, approached, art, black, claim, coal-miners, contemporary, couple, cultural, curator, depicted, experienced, gallery, gay, guy, home, irish, irishman, left, lovers, lunch, middle, oppression, painted, painting, pink, replied, society, sociological, willy

Replies: 5
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2005 06:12 PM; by Kev Y.

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Botty Problems

Started by silentC, 24th March 2005 08:48 AM

appears, batter, botty, counts, dactor, dare, datd, dats, den, doctor, feeling, finally, gadness, grand, irishman, koindly, moch, note, patient, pile, problems, pulls, roit, shrieks, tank, tenner, teyhk, twenty, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2005 10:31 AM; by Daddles

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The oirish agin!

Started by Christopha, 9th September 2004 07:09 PM

3rd, agin, ahhh, bar, buy, drink, drinks, dublin, englishman, exceptional, food, foot, hame, happen, home, house, irishman, laid, moment, nuttin, odriscolls, oirish, personally, prefer, pubs, scotsman, set, sister, upstairs, yken

Replies: 3
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2004 12:24 AM; by Christopha

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An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman

Started by bob w, 17th July 2004 10:25 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, englishmans, finishing, god, guiness, hand, irishman, jesus, mate, miracle, newcastle, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking, whispers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 10:25 PM; by bob w

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Choose your poison

Started by silentC, 30th June 2004 05:45 PM

airborne, attendant, brazen, choice, choose, disgust,, drink, flight, handed, home, irishman, lips, liquor, plane, poison, pompous, priest, quickly, r@ped, replied, rocks, savagely, scotch, seated, taken., touch, tray, wh0res

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2004 05:45 PM; by silentC

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Irish painter

Started by Ivor, 7th May 2004 02:37 PM

african, americans, approached, art, attending, black, coal-miners, contemporary, couple, curator, depicted, exhibition, experienced, gallery, gay, guy, home, irish, irishman, left, lunch, middle, oppression, painted, painter, painting, penis, pink, replied, society

Replies: 0
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2004 02:37 PM; by Ivor

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old joke

Started by multinut, 19th November 2003 09:33 PM

ale, bartender, englishman, irishman, joke, local, paub, pint, scotsman, type, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2003 09:33 PM; by multinut

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Holy bar

Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:34 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, holy, irishman, jesus, miracle, newcastle, nods, pint, pleasure, pot, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2002 10:34 PM; by Gino

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tiger woods

Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:21 PM

attendant, balls, bends, bmw, boys, called, countryside, dem, den, dey, driving, earth, fall, foockin, greets, ground, inquires, irish, irishman, jaysus, pocket, pump, replies, resting, shirt, son, tees, tiger, tink, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 10:21 PM; by Gino

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Irish Hit Back

Started by Hartley, 2nd February 2000 05:43 PM

150, admitted, australians, bloke, employer, explained, hit, i.q, irish, irishman, job, pass, shoelaces, test, thongs, told, trouble, tying, university, wear

Replies: 0
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2000 05:43 PM; by Hartley

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