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While in the pub tonight !!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 21st February 2014 10:26 PM

amid, bandied, beer, church, coming, drinking, fast, flying, googled, home, http://www.venganza.org, jokes, laughter, lots, mind, names, people, policeman, pub, publican, real, round, spaghetti, spoof, stop, telling, tonight, town, true, weird

Replies: 8
Views: 1,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2014 08:16 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The bet

Started by groverwa, 1st February 2014 07:52 AM

bar, bartender, bet, cheered, crowd, crowds, department, died, drops, fell, fellow, glass, grabbed, handed, juice, laughter, lemon, lemon;, lumberjack, ok;, paid, remains, rind, squeeze, squeezed, taxation, total, weight-lifter, wrinkled, £1000

Replies: 0
Views: 930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2014 07:52 AM; by groverwa

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WOODIES JOKES

"Comeback" line...

Started by wolften, 23rd June 2012 08:10 PM

called, comeback, court, courtroom, daily, description, duties, exploded, fellow, hell, laughter, lawyers, life, line, lock, locker, nominated, offender, officer, officers, preparation, prompt, provided, recess, scene, share, sir, trust, walk, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2012 08:10 PM; by wolften

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WOODIES JOKES

Designing an Aquarium Stand; could use some advice.

Started by vim.au, 25th June 2011 11:49 AM

4x2, advice, appreciated, aquarium, bit, bottom, bracing, comments, concern, concerned, designing, diagonal, fair, kauri, laughter, legs, level, moment, queensland, radiata, rim, shelves, shown, stand, storage, support, supporting, tank, timber, vim

Replies: 4
Views: 2,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2011 05:58 PM; by Christos

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

The Haircut

Started by jredburn, 18th June 2011 11:51 PM

accept, barber, bill, card, changed, community, congressman, cop, diapers, door, dozen, florist, forward, future, haircut, happy, knowing, laughter, left, money, morning, pay, politicians, reason, replied, sense, service, shop, waiting, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2011 12:14 AM; by Ruddy

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WOODIES JOKES

Had an epiphany the other day

Started by artme, 13th April 2011 10:36 AM

blues, brother, cameararderie, caused, coffee, company, day, demonstrates, dinner, effect, epiphany, episode, evening, family, friends, laughter, life, lots, love, mininutes, missed, phone, realised, relaxing, rings, round, rung, simple, talked, times

Replies: 2
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2011 09:42 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Funeral Joke

Started by joe greiner, 1st July 2010 09:18 PM

awe, beautiful, burst, cardiologist, casket, closed, covered, died, doctor, doctors, elaborate, eulogy, eyes, famous, forever, funeral, heart, hospital, huge, joke, laughter, life, mourners, proctologist, rolled, sat, sealing, stared, stood, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 01:28 PM; by Rum Pig

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WOODIES JOKES

Bed Sheets

Started by John Saxton, 28th December 2009 12:08 PM

amazement, arms, barely, beat, bed, cursing, drunk, extremely, feet, ghost, guard, heck, hospital, incident, landed, laughter, pile, replied, security, sheets, soiled, staring, started, swinging, tangled, unknown, unsteady, violently, walked, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2009 04:49 PM; by watson

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WOODIES JOKES

The aussie version of creation

Started by WoodJunky, 14th November 2009 05:34 PM

aroma, aussie, barbie, bbqs, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, created, creation, day, drink, eat, fires, footy, god, grilled, heard, hiss, laughter, night, prawns, raucous, sizzling, smelled, tired, version

Replies: 1
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2009 11:17 PM; by artme

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WOODIES JOKES

Birth Of a Lizard!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 28th August 2008 06:13 PM

agreed, babies, bert, birth, boy, breathe, cage, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, noted, peered, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2008 12:23 AM; by tea lady

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WOODIES JOKES

Getting a hair dryer through customs

Started by wheelinround, 12th August 2008 09:10 AM

afraid, ahead, answer, confiscate, customs, date, declare, designed, dryer, father, favour, floor, hair, head, honest, instrument, laughter, limits, marvellous, official, priest, question, roaring, strange, top, unused, waist, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 02:05 AM; by ss_11000

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WOODIES JOKES

12 Months On

Started by wheelinround, 3rd June 2008 12:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, anger, bit, brought, call, chat, daily, day, email, forum, forward, frustrations, ideas, information, joined, joy, laughter, life, mods, months, neil, passing, ray, scorn, steve, tears, time, times, u-beaut, willingness

Replies: 18
Views: 3,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2008 10:27 PM; by Woodlee

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Pastor's Business Card

Started by wheelinround, 27th June 2008 11:11 AM

310, 320, added, afraid, begins, behold, bible, broke, business, card, check, citation, cryptic, door, garden, genesis, heard, knock, laughter, message, naked, pastor, pastors, reaching, reads, returned, revelation, stand, visiting, voice

Replies: 4
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 09:44 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Robot

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd May 2008 09:51 PM

allan, barry, chair, clicks, clout, detecting, doubled, ears, guessed, hard, home, house, immediately, knocked, laughter, lie, lied, mates, mother, mouse, parents, replied, robot, school, son, teach, tommy, tommys, video, whacked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2008 09:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Did anyone on ebay just sell 3 block planes..shortly to be restored if possible....

Started by TomH, 27th April 2008 10:12 PM

27-apr-08, auction, bid, block, buy, cost, crap, ebay, floor, item, knob, laughter, listing, mystery, photos, piece, plane, planes, planesshortly, policy, questions, restored, rolling, sale, sell, spend, stanley, triage, unique, valuable

Replies: 3
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2008 12:52 PM; by Clinton1

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HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Pricless

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:05 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:05 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Laughter In Court II

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th February 2008 12:17 PM

8.30pm, affect, attorney, autopsy, body, court, dead, death, denton, examined, forget, forgotten, huh, kiddin, laughter, marriage, memory, qualified, question, recall, sample, sitting, started, suppose, table, terminated, time, urine, witness, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 12:17 PM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Air-con question

Started by Mark CH, 29th November 2007 07:52 AM

air-con, air-conditioning, aircon, apst, barrage, cheerio, install, installer, knowledge, laughter, mark, plumber, question, rates, sparky, specific, split, system, traddies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 12:39 PM; by Ashore

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Gettin' Even

Started by Black Ned, 30th October 2007 03:39 PM

angel, branches, bushes, crap, dashed, deal, emerged, female, fifteen, gettin, giggling, grins, head, hold, it`s, i`ll, i`m, laughter, life, male, minutes, pigeon, shaking, shortly, statue, statues, time, wide, widely, winking

Replies: 0
Views: 911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 03:39 PM; by Black Ned

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WOODIES JOKES

Laughter in court

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th September 2007 06:37 AM

attend, attorney, autopsies, bar, beard, court, dead, describe, doctor, exam, female, gear, guess, height, individual, laughter, lie, male, medium, morning, oral, pass, people, performed, rephrase, responses, school, stand, true, witness

Replies: 0
Views: 1,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 06:37 AM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Hilarious stereotyping.

Started by JDarvall, 12th July 2007 06:55 AM

2tsup, bad, boss, clever, clips, computer, enfield, fits, gals, hard, harry, heads, hilarious, hints, ladys, laugh, laughter, movies, offence, personally, pretty, shaking, stereotyping, uno, women, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2007 07:26 PM; by JDarvall

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WOODIES JOKES

Laughter

Started by coedcae, 28th April 2007 05:46 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2007 07:00 PM; by coastie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Policeman testifies in court

Started by fred.n, 5th August 2006 07:01 PM

called, change, clothes, court, courtroom, daily, description, duties, erupted, fellow, hell, laughter, life, lock, locker, offender, officer, officers, policeman, preparation, prompt, provided, recess, scene, share, sir, stand, testifies, trust, win

Replies: 1
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 02:58 AM; by bookend

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WOODIES JOKES

England v Trinadad & Tobago

Started by rtfarty, 17th June 2006 10:10 AM

aussies, australia, beaten, brought, commonwealth, country, cricket, england, game, half, holding, hope, hurting, kiwis, laughter, london, lot, lounge, night, quiet, rugby, run, score, scored, soccer, time, tobago, tomorrow, trinadad, watching

Replies: 5
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2006 09:40 AM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

MDF m&t ?

Started by HJ0, 14th April 2006 09:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, appreciated, bitter, choice, djo, finished, helpful, instructions, insults, laughter, leave, m&t, mandt, mdf, mould, pieces, plastic/clean/cast, question, radiator/mdf, result, rock, rolleyes, seemingly, strange, strict, success, throwing, timber, whites, yeah

Replies: 21
Views: 2,886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2006 02:09 AM; by HJ0

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Pricing Q?

Started by Auld Bassoon, 8th February 2006 06:23 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

1250, 880mm, bottom, cabinet, cheers, conniption, constructive, convulsive, cornice, cover, criticism, customer, deep;, delivered, dissimilar, drawer, edition, eek, excessive, feb, fww, laughter, look-alike, mentioned, minor, pine, pricing, putative, question, top

Replies: 92
Views: 11,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2006 03:43 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

The Priest who could not lie

Started by durwood, 9th March 2006 11:18 PM

answer, customs, declare, destined, father, fathers, finding, floor, hair, hands, honest, instrument, landing, laughter, lie, line, marvelous, officer, priest, proceed, proceeds, questions, remover, replies, roaring, son, strange, surely, waist, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 11:18 PM; by durwood

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WOODIES JOKES

No Joking... it's the troof!

Started by Christopha, 13th January 2006 02:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, barbie, bbqs, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, cook, created, day, drink, eat, fires, footy, god, heard, hiss, joking, laughter, looked, night, prawns, raucous, seventh, troof, twinkling, wash

Replies: 21
Views: 2,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2006 08:56 PM; by Grunt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Survivor - Ubeaut forum

Started by Wongo, 4th December 2005 10:39 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ball, basic, cool, decision, folks, forum, friend, laughter, let’s, play, referee’s, respect, share, survivor, talk, ubeaut, vote, week, woodwork

Replies: 53
Views: 4,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 12:48 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Wip

Started by ozwinner, 24th October 2005 06:10 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

base, bought, daffy, died, duck, echinda, feet, game, hope, huon, insert, insperation, laughter, manic, melbwwshow, mine, mushies, oak, orgasmic, pedestal, project, silky, sort, started, taking, toadies, trees, twig, viewers, wip

Replies: 51
Views: 5,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2005 12:31 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

A touchy feely monent

Started by MathewA, 4th October 2005 08:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admins, ass, basis, bunch, canadian, consistent, created, decended, fat, feely, folks, forever, forum, guided, internet, laughed, laughter, life, live, monent, move, murderers, neil, nicest, nurtured, pete, regret, sooner, thieves, touchy

Replies: 16
Views: 3,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2005 08:23 PM; by outback

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

read it and weep

Started by womble, 29th April 2005 02:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

butcher, carl, cours, cuz, damian, dwn, eek, fun, huh, iunno, jeeees, kewlness, language, laughter, lol, monthz, olds, omg, outz, read, so0o, stay, stuffz, tears, thass, told, touch, traves, weep, write

Replies: 22
Views: 2,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2005 05:25 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Lizard story.........

Started by Christopha, 14th August 2004 06:45 PM

agreed, babies, bert, boy, breathe, cage, cameron, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, peered, privately, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 03:04 PM; by Ian007

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WOODIES JOKES

painting

Started by buggerme, 13th December 2003 08:33 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 3,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2003 05:13 PM; by chappo

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PAINTING

Doctor, I've got a problem

Started by Eastie, 4th August 2003 04:13 PM

composure, control, couple, doctor, fit’, gentleman, happen, hide, honour, laugh, laughed, laughter, moments, passed, patient, pecker, problem, proceeded, professional, promise, regain, resort, revealing, swollen, tiniest, treat, trousers, twenty, unable, ‘coughing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2003 04:13 PM; by Eastie

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WOODIES JOKES

well it mentions wood shrug

Started by DaveInOz, 1st April 2003 10:13 AM

barbie, barbies, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, created, day, drink, eat, evening, fires, footy, fourth, god, heard, laughter, mentions, morning, night, prawns, raucous, seventh, shrug, sixth, smelled, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2003 10:13 AM; by DaveInOz

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WOODIES JOKES

Straight 'a's

Started by John Saxton, 5th April 2001 10:05 PM

cheers, class, complete, entire, exam, excuses, exhaustion, guess, hand, head, johnno, laughter, restored, sexual, shakes, silence, smiles, snickering, stifle, straight, student, suffering, sweetly, sympathetically, teacher, tolerate, tomorrow, utter, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2001 10:05 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

Cannibals

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:23 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 06:23 PM; by Gino

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While in the pub tonight !!!!!

The bet

"Comeback" line...

Designing an Aquarium Stand; could use some advice.

The Haircut

Had an epiphany the other day

Funeral Joke

Bed Sheets

The aussie version of creation

Birth Of a Lizard!!!!

Getting a hair dryer through customs

12 Months On

Pastor's Business Card

Robot

Did anyone on ebay just sell 3 block planes..shortly to be restored if possible....

Pricless

Laughter In Court II

Air-con question

Gettin' Even

Laughter in court

Hilarious stereotyping.

Laughter

Policeman testifies in court

England v Trinadad & Tobago

MDF m&t ?

Pricing Q?

The Priest who could not lie

No Joking... it's the troof!

Survivor - Ubeaut forum

Wip

A touchy feely monent

read it and weep

Lizard story.........

painting

Doctor, I've got a problem

well it mentions wood shrug

Straight 'a's

Cannibals