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listen and learn

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th February 2008 04:58 PM

army, aunt, car, daddy, daddys, dinner, evening, fainted, giving, helped, interrupt, jane, johnny, kiss, learn, listen, mommy, moral, pants, playground, shirt, started, story, supper, table, time, tonight, uncle, watched, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:59 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

chicken feathers

Started by WoodJunky, 11th February 2008 09:03 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, school, sit, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 09:03 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Two Nun's

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 09:48 AM

arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, hail, half, happened, lifted, logical, marys, mathematical, minutes, nun, nuns, pants, past, pulled, rape, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, started, thirty-eight, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 10:56 AM; by Wongo

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

How do you put on weight????

Started by Greg Ward, 10th January 2008 07:24 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

188cm, advice, appreciated, bandsaw, beers, breakfast, bush, eat, evening, extra, falling, fencing, greg, lunch, maccas, mals, meal, mucking, night, office, pants, sandwiches, snack, spent, spraying, sydney, tall, weeds, weeks, weight

Replies: 36
Views: 5,999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 07:43 AM; by Harry72

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Just Joking of Course

Started by MICKYG, 17th January 2008 08:57 PM

;bno, age, application, centrelink, chest, curly, disability, dropped, excitedly, experience, grin, hair, home, joking, license, office, pants, processed, proof, revealing, security, shirt, silver, social, told, unbutton, verify, wife, woman, “that

Replies: 2
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2008 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

New C4 Sieg mini lathe with 1000W motor

Started by Mybrains, 5th December 2007 10:17 AM

1000w, 8x14, ants, bogging, cuts, deep, digital, hafco, heavy, ideal, lathe, lathes, link, massive, mini, model, motor, pants, pete, popular, pretty, rare, readout, recently, review, sieg, site, sydney, version

Replies: 1
Views: 7,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 11:06 AM; by Mybrains

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Scary Triton on ebay

Started by chrisb691, 25th October 2007 06:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

broken, ebay, edit, fixed, link, modified, pants, scare, scary, triton, workbench

Replies: 29
Views: 4,926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 09:15 PM; by JDee

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TRITON / GMC

Drop your dax

Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2007 04:59 PM

ankles, bet, birthday, couple, dax, drawers, drop, ear, gent, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, jump, knees, ladies, pants, party, piped, shorts, sitting, slapping, standing, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 04:59 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Super jaws

Started by Carry Pine, 9th November 2007 09:20 PM

ants, bloody, boards, carry, couple, customer, happy, holding, home, jaws, marvellous, paid, pants, payroll-, people, pine, purchased, ripping, routing, super, superjaws, triton

Replies: 13
Views: 2,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 03:18 PM; by Stuart

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TRITON / GMC

It's My Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM

alice, bedroom, bouquet, cemetery, daughter, dozens, family, flowers, funeral, gary, grandson, heard, hundred, jeff, lies, lilies, lots, money, pants, proceed, real, roses, son, suddenly, surround, voice, wafting, walk, waste, weakly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Young again

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th October 2007 04:13 PM

allan, answered, baby, barry, bottle, chemist, chemists, cos, displayed, dying, enquired, feel, hope, john, minutes, pants, passing, restorer, shop, swig, time, told, wet, window, worried, young, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 04:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

need help please report problems with Kapex to me read on...

Started by tijy, 29th September 2007 07:24 AM

care, days, directors, discuss, festool, flying, germans, gripes, helps, home, hope, hour, idea, impressed, improve, invite, iron, kapex, lol, lot, machine, owners, pants, plane, problems, read, report, tijy, time, town

Replies: 12
Views: 2,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2007 06:51 AM; by Frank-Jan

Forum:
FESTOOL FORUM

Barry again

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:39 PM

bar, barry, buttons, buying, drink, excuse, extremely, finally, gorgeous, high-waisted, hips, mechanism, minutes, miss, nerve, noticed, obvious, pants, puzzling, replied, sat, skin-tight, start, velcro, walked, woman, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 04:39 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Changing times

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th October 2007 12:30 PM

allan, changing, dying, food, hope, life, pants, realise, replaced, sex, time, times, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 09:24 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Two retired woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 1st October 2007 08:54 PM

aches, age, albert, baby, bench, centre, elderly, feel, hair, new-born, pains, pants, retired, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, woodies, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:28 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Austistic Boy???

Started by lubbing5cherubs, 11th August 2007 09:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

austistic, autistic, bounds, boy, caring, coming, connor, easy, fair, helped, ideas, kid, lathe, leaps, limited, loves, master, novice, pants, pen, quick, remember, size, smart, span, suggestion, toni, wearing, week, wood

Replies: 18
Views: 2,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2007 10:42 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

idiot proofing

Started by weisyboy, 4th August 2007 07:09 PM

bottles, boy, building.doh, directions, dispencer, dust, ear, gloves, hands, happend, idiot, invert, juice, lid, liquid, mark, mess, mower, pants, proofing, protection, read, removed, rotating, saftey, simply, soap, straightb, stupid, upside

Replies: 8
Views: 1,988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 07:04 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Chairs WIP - Back Slats

Started by MajorPanic, 1st November 2006 01:35 PM

12.7mm, arrive, bits, brown, chairs, cool, eek, exploded, finding, finish, finished, half, jig, length, minimal, pants, piece, pleased, require, rolleyes, routing, sanding, sawn, setup, size, slats, talk, timber, wip, workshop

Replies: 8
Views: 2,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2007 11:24 AM; by damienhazo

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

42.....

Started by Iain, 8th January 2007 11:39 AM

age, cereal, choose, claus, driver, fall, fibre, food, forget, friends, growing, hair, health, hold, inside, jogging, learned, licence, mandatory;, middle, money, optional, pants, piddling, preservatives, santa, success, time, toy, truths

Replies: 4
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 08:17 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

wo....man drivers

Started by Tonyz, 18th December 2006 04:25 PM

burned, call, car, coffee, confusion, damn, disconnected, donut, drivers, ear, easily, fell, hand, knees, knocked, legs, looked, mobile, pants, phone, privates, ruined, shaver, soaked, splashed, steering, straighten, wheel, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 08:01 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burnt the Turkey

Started by Rodgera, 24th November 2006 07:05 AM

bird, blackened, burnt, cajun, cardiovascular, carving, cheese, desserts, dinner, eats, football, guests, guys, pants, play, provide, quicker, reasons, salmonella, sandwiches, thankful, turkey, unbuttoned, uncle, uninvited, walk, weeks, workout, yard, you-know-who

Replies: 3
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2006 06:48 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The body builder

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th November 2006 09:38 PM

100, afraid, apartment, baby, blonde, body, builder, calves, catches, chases, chest, clothes, dynamite, fear, fuse, lbs, massive, pants, ran, removes, replies, running, screaming, shirt, short, takes, tells, underwear, waseek

Replies: 0
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2006 09:38 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

nether feathers

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:57 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, grow, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, nether, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 10:57 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

I cheated death!

Started by joseph84, 31st August 2006 09:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$#%@, 70mm, afford, atleast, bit, blade, change, cheated, chuck, death, decided, diameter, flown, fly, hit, joseph, laugh, lock, lot, lucky, mitre, pants, pointy, reduce, remembered, router, rpm, spot, stopped, tighten

Replies: 18
Views: 2,794

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 08:58 PM; by jow104

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

...... in my pants

Started by Doughboy, 16th August 2006 02:46 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

antz, fair, follow, fun, movie, nature, pants, peoples, pete, play, start

Replies: 43
Views: 4,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 04:37 AM; by Woodgrub

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

the golfer

Started by durwood, 22nd August 2006 05:08 PM

allowed, ball, clasping, directly, feel, feels, finally, fine, foetal, foursome, gently, golfer, groin, hands, hell, hurts, immediately, inside, laid, loosened, massage, minutes, pain, pants, persisted, playing, position, replied, therapist, thumb

Replies: 3
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 11:36 PM; by Terry B

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Meaty Bite Diet

Started by brind0g, 17th August 2006 09:04 AM

b@lls, bite, car, complete, diet, dog, eat, feel, food, guy, hit, horrified, hospital, hungry, isnutritionally, licking, line, load, meaty, meatybite, nuggets, pants, pockets, poisoned, simply, sitting, street, tall, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 09:07 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Rember this when you come home drunk

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 18th July 2006 11:07 PM

3am, askes, bedroom, breakfast, broke, clean, daughter, delerious, dragged, drunk, eating, furniture, hallway, happened, home, ion, lady, leave, married, morning, newspaper, night, panadol, pants, peter, puked, rember, table, victoria, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2006 11:07 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Ants Pants...

Started by Purpleheart, 13th July 2006 10:29 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2006 09:34 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
NON WOODWORK

Makita Cold Metal Cut-off Saw

Started by rod1949, 9th June 2006 06:00 PM

10mm, 115mm, 1300rpm, 75%, ants, awhile, blade, carbide, cold, cut-off, cutoff, cutting, depth, discovered, discs, faster, fibre, lc1230, makita, metal, mild, pants, pop, sounds, steel, thick, tipped, upto, worrys

Replies: 4
Views: 5,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2006 01:26 AM; by soundman

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Too friggin' cold to do anything!!

Started by bitingmidge, 27th May 2006 11:14 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

19°, 20°, checked, cheers, cold, cool, curious, cutoff, dooley, eek, figure, free, friggin, holy, home, jobs, meant, north, odd, pants, personal, property, rolleyes, shoes, socks, starting, temperature, toes, wearing, weekend

Replies: 47
Views: 4,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2006 10:40 AM; by CameronPotter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Father of many

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th May 2006 09:47 AM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, dad, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 1
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 06:40 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Teenagers and their pants

Started by Wongo, 15th May 2006 01:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

confused, deal, dirty, don’t, floor, half, literally, loose, mopping, pants, rotted, teenagers, underpants, understand, wear, what’s

Replies: 16
Views: 2,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2006 08:08 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

More uses for those green thingys..

Started by JDarvall, 28th April 2006 04:57 PM

confused, doors, doya, edges, falling, finally, found, green, handy, height, hinge, lay, normal, pants, personally, picture, pictures, recesses, serious, serrated, slip, sobs, sounding, stop, supporting, theeeeir, thingys, uno, weak, wedge

Replies: 12
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2006 01:10 AM; by BobL

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

How dirty is your mind

Started by Baz, 4th April 2006 09:15 PM

1st, 3rd, agreed, answer, brooks, coconut, delicious, dirty, dog, explained, grade, hard, harry, legs, mind, office, pants, pink, principal, principals, question, questions, replied, soft, starts, steps, teacher, test, thin, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2006 09:15 PM; by Baz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Lesson in Business

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th March 2006 09:30 AM

$1000, accepts, agreeing, agrees, bastard, boyfriend, business, call, calls, coins, dollars, entirety, fast, finally, girl, girlfriend, half, happened, hour, johnny, lesson, management, minutes, money, pants, pick, proposal, screwed, time, waiting

Replies: 6
Views: 2,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2006 03:40 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Virgin

Started by aiwoz, 17th January 2006 06:03 PM

agony, art, beautiful, blouse, breasts, crate.;, doc, drops, falls, girl, ground, guy, honeymoon, hotel, immediately, marries, mentions, neat, nite, pants, reveal, rips, sided, splint, straight, taped, touched, untouched, virgin, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 12:33 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

My Saturday

Started by bennylaird, 16th January 2006 11:01 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

aerobatics, airsick, bendigo, dad, fun, kids, lol, mins, pants, recommend, saturday, spent

Replies: 36
Views: 3,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2006 08:00 PM; by Termite

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Where else would you hear this?

Started by Groggy, 10th January 2006 04:36 PM

$10, $190-ish, $99, 1/3, borg, btw, cheaper, customer, feet, groggy, hear, helper, hoppers, left, metabo, missed, night, pants, peeing, purchased, range, sander;, sanders, sheet, specials, start, table, units, visit, warranty

Replies: 1
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2006 04:08 PM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Two nuns

Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 12:41 PM

arrives, convent, dark, dear, fast, faster, follow, god, habit, half, happened, lifted, logical, mathematical, minutes, nun, nuns, pants, past, pulled, rape, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, started, thirty-eight, walk, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 07:43 PM; by redwood

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

thicknesser addvice???

Started by la Huerta, 22nd July 2005 10:36 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$130, addvice, beat, blades, buying, choice, comments, dewalt, experience, floor, hand, heaps, heavy, left, list, machinery, machines, makita, model, oregon, pants, portable, power, pricey, progress, standing, thicknesser, tool, tools

Replies: 28
Views: 3,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2005 11:37 AM; by la Huerta

Forum:
JOINTERS, MOULDERS, THICKNESSERS, ETC

Think before you speak

Started by Ashore, 5th July 2005 01:27 PM

accident, balls, boy, child, danny, daughter, day, female, golf, husband, laugh, laughing, looked, news, night, nuts, pants, people, potty, pulled, replied, sister, speak, stopped, store, taco, thinking, time, tow, walked

Replies: 6
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2005 12:25 AM; by JDarvall

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Harry

Started by jackruss, 5th June 2005 09:35 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2005 09:04 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Had me in stitches

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:44 PM

angus, aye, bent, bite, blackened, button, canna, dishpan, doon, door, eye, falling, fine, fly, god, goin, hands, happened, lady, macdonald, nose, pants, sew, stairs, stitches, thread, told, walked, walking, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 05:44 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

'armless

Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:31 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2004 04:29 PM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A pirate walks into a bar ...

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM

arrrr, bar, bartender, driving, hey, leg, nuts, pants, parrot, peg, pirate, shoulder, steering, walks, wheel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Honeymooners

Started by BigPop, 26th August 2004 11:38 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2004 01:14 PM; by Iain

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Problems cutting bead and cove

Started by Wild Dingo, 30th June 2004 07:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1/2, 12ft, bead, bits, building, canoe, couple, cove, cut, cutting, damned, gaps, grab, happening, heck, lot, months, pants, problems, real, router, sharp, smooth, strips, table, thinking, timber, tuart, wizz, worries

Replies: 18
Views: 5,888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 09:19 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
ROUTING FORUM

Spraying help

Started by Gutta Percha, 14th May 2004 09:43 PM

$150, $270, 1800psi, acrylic, airless, ants, bad, cheap, commments, enamels, found, handle, hvlp, info, meant, models, paints, pants, powerful, recent, recommended, settings, site, speed, spraying, systems, w400se, wagner, web, wrt

Replies: 4
Views: 3,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2004 05:15 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
FINISHING

these chisels any good??

Started by hsvls1255, 20th May 2004 06:51 PM

$30, $59, bevel, blue, check, chip, chisel, chisels, close, decent, edge, good, guy, leg, mess, net, paid, pants, price, pulling, reaction, reckons, record, roseberry, search, sell, set, swadlings, sydney, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 2,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2004 08:35 AM; by IanW

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

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