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Pastor of Note

Started by John Saxton, 5th June 2014 09:30 PM

amen, body, bowed, brother, christian, congregation, fainted, fell, head, klan, klux, knees, life, note, pastor, pew, preacher, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, runaway, sheets, smile, spoke, stand, stop, train, voice, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2014 10:25 PM; by A Duke

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WOODIES JOKES

New Guy on the Block Rev Dr Bill.

Started by G4CWA, 8th December 2012 02:42 PM

amateur, bill, block, business, busy, coffin, coffins, design, doc, drawings, economy, engineer, event, expensive, family, guy, intro, law, lot, married, pastor, prefer, reading, retirement, rev, rosalinda, short, son, suggestions, woodworker

Replies: 7
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2012 01:32 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

New Teeth

Started by Cliff Rogers, 22nd January 2012 02:26 AM

bad, congregation, dentist, explains, false, gums, happened, hours, hurt, minutes, mistake, mob, pastor, pulpit, set, shut, sunday, talk, talks, teeth, ten, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 5,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2012 07:05 PM; by specialist

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A Woodies Yarn

False teeth

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2011 07:34 PM

accidentally, allan, annoyed, church, congregation, explanation, false, gums, half, hours, managed, minutes, painful, pastor, replied, set, shut, simply, speak, spoke, sunday, taking, teeth, ten, wifes

Replies: 6
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2011 09:45 AM; by Tubatoad

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WOODIES JOKES

Barossa German slab and stick chair

Started by jmk89, 6th September 2010 01:20 PM

ahead, barossa, book, chair, comportable, convinced, decided, decisions, definite, degrees, folk, german, grandfather, honour, iannous, lobethal, lutheran, norris, paint, pastor, replicating, roots, sat, slab, slope, stick, tended, time, wears, whiled

Replies: 5
Views: 2,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 04:01 PM; by jmk89

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FURNITURE, JOINERY, CABINETMAKING - formerly BIG STUFF

The sign

Started by fenderbelly, 8th December 2010 09:13 AM

bridge, church, covenant, curve, day, driver, heard, leaned, leave, local, lutheran, norwegian, nuts, ole, pastor, pounding, religious, rev, reverend, road, screeching, sign, skandihoovian, splash, sven, tink, tyres, window, yelled, yust

Replies: 2
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2010 08:52 AM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Early Morning Exercise

Started by Rodgera, 2nd December 2009 02:43 PM

alarm, bed, block, christian, continued, early, education, enthusiasm, exercise, expressed, faintly, hearty, impressed, jump, kick, morning, offered, pastor, physical, praise, run, school, sighed, sleep, smiling, speaker, students, surprise, times, visiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2009 07:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

You'll like this one allan

Started by Calm, 26th August 2009 08:37 PM

####ing, allan, approached, awww, blocks, boy, called, chuckle, church, coupla, grocery, heaven, kindly, mother, office, pastor, post, replied, son, store, straight, street, sunday, thanked, town, waited, waiting, wallan, you&er

Replies: 4
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2009 09:23 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

A little humour with a good moral.

Started by Phil Spencer, 5th February 2009 08:14 AM

$10, announces, ass, bishop, bring, buried, concerned, day, donkey, entered, free, good, headline, headlines, humour, life, local, moral, nun, opinion, paper, pastor, pastors, public, race, read, rid, story, wild, won

Replies: 2
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 10:48 PM; by Shrek3

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WOODIES JOKES

Pacific Island Rescue

Started by Rodgera, 13th January 2009 08:52 PM

aback, answer, baptist, chance, death, die, doomed, food, friend, grabbed, island, listen, pacific, pastor, plane, repeat, repeated, rescue, responded, returned, shook, slow, survival, telling, time, tithe, uninhabited, unruffled, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2009 01:06 PM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Miss Beatrice :)

Started by gawdelpus, 26th October 2008 10:28 PM

ago, beatrice, bowl, call, directions, disease, floater, flu, found, ground, miss, months, organ, package, park, pastor, prevent, quaint, replied, resist, seat, sitting, spread, strange, tea, walking, water, wet, winter, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 10:28 PM; by gawdelpus

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WOODIES JOKES

Pastor's Business Card

Started by wheelinround, 27th June 2008 11:11 AM

310, 320, added, afraid, begins, behold, bible, broke, business, card, check, citation, cryptic, door, garden, genesis, heard, knock, laughter, message, naked, pastor, pastors, reaching, reads, returned, revelation, stand, visiting, voice

Replies: 4
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 09:44 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

The End Is Near

Started by Rodgera, 1st April 2008 08:28 PM

bridge, car, clergyman, curve, driver, end, heard, hold, holding, late, leave, local, nuts, passing, pastor, planned, priest, religious, road, sign, sped, splash, stood, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 08:28 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Secret Service

Started by Rodgera, 9th March 2008 07:31 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 07:31 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Choosing hymns

Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 09:30 PM

brightened, building, choosing, church, congregation, elderly, eyes, front, glanced, hand, handsome, hymns, lady, looked, money, offering, pastor, people, person, pick, plate, plates, quiet, raised, saintly, shyly, slowly, sunday, told, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 09:30 PM; by MICKYG

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WOODIES JOKES

Allan's remarkable recovery

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th December 2007 04:51 PM

allan, allans, completely, congregation, crushed, delicate, doctors, hold, imagined, operation, pain, pastor, performed, piece, podium, praise, recovery, relief, remarkable, remnants, rose, scrotum, sighed, sternum, tentatively, terrible, walked, wife, wire, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 02:27 PM; by Calm

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WOODIES JOKES

Sunday Service

Started by Christopha, 26th October 2007 09:23 PM

1115, 930, alex, alexs, audible, barely, church, covered, died, fear, finally, flags, foyer, memorial, morning, mounted, names, noticed, pastor, plaque, service, soberly, son, staring, stood, sunday, trembling, voice, walked, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 12:43 AM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Church organist

Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 10:02 PM

ago, beatrice, bowl, church, condom, directions, disease, floater, flu, found, ground, miss, months, organ, organist, package, park, pastor, prevent, quaint, replied, resist, sitting, spread, tea, walking, water, wet, winter, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 10:02 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Statesman Vs Jr Statesman

Started by bdar, 30th July 2007 10:41 PM

america, bill, buffallo, horn, maple, night, pastor, pens, photos, size, sizes, spalted, statesman, stirlo, talking, versions

Replies: 4
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2007 09:28 PM; by bdar

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WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Miss Beatrice

Started by Jim Carroll, 21st January 2007 12:59 PM

afternoon, ago, beatrice, bowl, call, directions, disease, floated, flu, found, ground, miss, months, organ, package, park, pastor, prevent, quaint, replied, resist, seat, sitting, spread, tea, walking, water, wet, winter, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2007 01:09 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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WOODIES JOKES

The Old Pastors Last Request.

Started by rtfarty, 12th November 2006 09:40 AM

agent, dying, hospital, inland, lawyer, lays, message, pastor, pastors, request, revenue, service

Replies: 1
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2006 11:57 AM; by tameriska

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WOODIES JOKES

How To Save Your Ass

Started by benchdog, 25th August 2006 07:50 PM

$10, announces, ass, bishop, buried, buy, day, donkey, entered, fainted, farmer, free, headline, headlines, informed, lead, local, nun, paper, pastor, pastors, race, read, rid, run, save, sells, sold, wild, won

Replies: 5
Views: 2,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 11:11 AM; by Bob38S

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WOODIES JOKES

singing in church

Started by Kev Y., 17th May 2006 08:12 PM

afraid, amazing, blood, church, congregation, cross, fell, grace, grandmother, hymn, memories, mind, minister, morning, nervously, pastor, power, preach, precious, sex, shock, silence, sing, singing, single, stood, sudden, sunday, total, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 08:12 PM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

Miss Beatrice, the church organist.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 28th February 2006 03:23 PM

ago, beatrice, bowl, church, directions, disease, flu, found, ground, invited, miss, months, organ, organist, package, park, pastor, prevent, quaint, replied, resist, returned, sitting, spread, tea, walking, water, wet, winter, wonderful

Replies: 2
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 05:21 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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WOODIES JOKES

Eight Engineering Jokes - some of these may be old...

Started by CameronPotter, 25th January 2006 09:54 AM

architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, doctor, engineer, engineering, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, half, jokes, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, slow, stay, time, understanding, waiting, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 2,903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 03:48 PM; by graemet

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WOODIES JOKES

My Son the Veterinarian

Started by Kev Y., 30th October 2005 03:07 PM

amazed, answered, approached, cat, collection, curiosity, honorable, houses, lady, las, living, notice, overcome, pastor, plate, practice, profession, proudly, reno, replied, send, son, successful, sunday, vegas, veterinarian, week, weeks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 09:41 PM; by biotechy2k

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WOODIES JOKES

Doctor and engineer ...

Started by jackruss, 17th June 2005 10:57 AM

anytime, blind, buddy, clubhouse, contact, doctor, engineer, fire, free, george, golfers, guys, hey, idea, ineptitude, minutes, moment, morning, night, ophthalmologist, pastor, play, prayer, sad, saving, silent, slow, special, tonight, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2005 10:57 AM; by jackruss

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WOODIES JOKES

Not Welcome

Started by craigb, 30th January 2004 09:50 AM

abstain, admitted, afternoon, bible, bunnings, carnal, church, cold, couple, hanging, head, lust, managed, means, minds, month, overcome, paint, pastor, prayer, reached, reading, sex, shamefacedly.you, showers, stated, unbearable, understand, week, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2004 04:03 PM; by Sturdee

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WOODIES JOKES

comprehending engineers

Started by Gino, 12th June 2003 08:12 PM

architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, comprehending, discussing, doctor, engineer, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, guys, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, replied, smiled, stay, time, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2003 02:57 AM; by Keith Jeeves

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WOODIES JOKES

dying man

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:49 PM

aloud, bed, died, dying, eulogy, finishing, frantically, fred, freds, funeral, handed, hands, inspiration, jacket, knowing, looked, lovingly, man, motions, note, oxygen, pastor, reads, realizes, standing, suddenly, tube, wearing, word, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:49 PM; by Gino

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disease prevention

Started by Gino, 2nd January 2002 06:23 PM

autum, bea, bowl, chat, cold, cookies, curiosity, directions, disease, downtown, floater, found, ground, imagine, miss, organ, package, pastor, prevent, prevention, replied, resist, returned, stifle, strange, tea, water, wet, winter, wonderful

Replies: 4
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2002 10:36 AM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

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Pastor of Note

New Guy on the Block Rev Dr Bill.

New Teeth

False teeth

Barossa German slab and stick chair

The sign

Early Morning Exercise

You'll like this one allan

A little humour with a good moral.

Pacific Island Rescue

Miss Beatrice :)

Pastor's Business Card

The End Is Near

Secret Service

Choosing hymns

Allan's remarkable recovery

Sunday Service

Church organist

Statesman Vs Jr Statesman

Miss Beatrice

The Old Pastors Last Request.

How To Save Your Ass

singing in church

Miss Beatrice, the church organist.

Eight Engineering Jokes - some of these may be old...

My Son the Veterinarian

Doctor and engineer ...

Not Welcome

comprehending engineers

dying man

disease prevention