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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,654
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Warning: this is a true story

    Started by TermiMonster, 14th January 2014 03:22 PM
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    bunnies, doh, flooring, guy, jar, jarrah, section, story, timber, true, warning, yesterday
    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 3,265
    david.elliott
    14th February 2014, 11:42 AM Go to last post

  2. Competing with Allan, Barry and John.

    Started by Barry_White, 16th November 2007 04:56 PM
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    allan, barry, brother, butcher, butchers, buy, chap, colin, competing, cream, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, dog, eyes, fat, fish, green, guy, john, kayak, kilo, people, police, pulled, replied, round, vet
    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 2,770
    pawnhead
    21st November 2007, 06:55 PM Go to last post

  3. A collection of truly awful one-liners

    Started by jshaw, 29th August 2005 03:11 PM
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    awful, bar, barman, check, collection, cross-eyed, day, dog, dogs, dolly, examines, eyes, finally, fish, green, heavy, lying, meat, morning, oneliners, picks, positive, replies, rottweiler, serve, takes, teeth, vet, walk, walks
    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 9,909
    gazaly
    3rd September 2005, 12:34 PM Go to last post

  4. The Aussie Bride

    Started by doublejay, 16th September 2005 04:06 PM
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    aussie, australian, boasted, bragged, bride, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dinner, dishes, duties, eye, girl, hot, house, huge, laundry, lawn, left, married, meal, meals, mowed, swelling, table, told, washed, wife, woman
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,161
    echnidna
    1st October 2005, 10:50 PM Go to last post

  5. National Anthem

    Started by silentC, 28th January 2005 11:08 AM
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    anthem, australia, australian, azaleas, booties, bounce, care, dance, dirt, enjoy, fair, harvest, haze, home, learned, maize, minus, mysterys, national, nature, olden, plant, royals, sea, stitched, strips, trains, wondered, words, yeah
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 2,886
    sailingamerican
    30th January 2005, 08:36 AM Go to last post

  6. One for the girls

    Started by Iain, 11th July 2005 09:17 AM
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    confused, girls
    • Replies: 19
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    Caliban
    20th July 2005, 12:03 AM Go to last post

  7. Talking What is an AUSSIE ? ? ? ?

    Started by Rodgera, 6th September 2006 07:41 PM
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    142, 1999, 2000, 543, aussie, aussies, australia, battery, beer, call, die, disabled, emergency, front, injured, leave, massive, mention, parking, people, pins, removing, rink, sharp, shirts, skating, talk, testing, tongue, watering
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,225
    popawisky
    8th September 2006, 12:21 AM Go to last post

  8. Test for Dementia

    Started by echnidna, 11th September 2005 07:22 PM
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    1000, add, answer, answered, bonus, buy, calculator, daughter, daughters, dementia, express, father, fourth, life, marys, mouth, nana, nene, nini, nono, nunu, overtake, person, question, read, scroll, simple, test, time, wrong
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 2,734
    joseph84
    17th September 2005, 11:18 PM Go to last post

  9. Honest John

    Started by RETIRED, 26th August 2004 06:45 PM
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    200, al-qaeda, cars, collection, connection, cuts, douse, friends, honest, iraq, john, litres, lot, noticed, officer, people, police, public, replies, rolled, saddam, servant, siphoning, stopped, taking, tax, unusual, walking, war, wealthy
    • Replies: 19
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    vsquizz
    29th August 2004, 12:07 PM Go to last post

  10. Talking Election Day

    Started by artme, 23rd November 2007 11:06 AM
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    add, day, election, enter, fawkes, guy, honest, intentions.ddo, list, matter, parliment, pearls, politician, vote, wins.dohdoh, wisdom
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 2,883
    hybridfiat
    14th December 2007, 09:34 AM Go to last post

  11. Solicitors...

    Started by silentC, 22nd February 2005 02:16 PM
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    accept, agent, agreed, arranged, attorney, authority, behalf, blood, contract, estate, executed, fro-ing, funniest, heard, hee, house, perth, power, purchasers, real, recently, relative, sell, sign, signature, similar, solicitor, solicitors, summarise, to-ing
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 2,574
    Iain
    28th February 2005, 04:28 PM Go to last post

  12. Duz tha speak Yorkshire

    Started by fenderbelly, 21st June 2011 04:04 PM
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    apologises, assures, blood, calls, cat, chemist, cream, decides, dies, dog, duz, engraved, gold, headstone, jeweller, lad, left, mason, ready, speak, statue, stone, takes, tha, thin, vet, widower, yorkshire, yorkshireman, yorkshiremans 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 19
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    keithmart
    9th November 2019, 04:32 AM Go to last post

  13. Ships of the desert

    Started by Driver, 15th May 2003 02:55 PM
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    abdul, bear, bricks, camel, camels, days, deeply, desert, die, drank, drink, empty, food, gravel, journey, means, oasis, peril, pilgrim, plains, quarter, rich, ships, stockade, store, tea, ten, travel, traveller, water
    • Replies: 19
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    AlexS
    19th July 2006, 09:01 PM Go to last post

  14. Talking If Women Ruled ....

    Started by Tikki, 14th August 2005 05:15 PM
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    19-year-olds, accomplishments, attention, baby, born, brought, careers, chores, computer, considered, constantly, divide, judged, leave, love, oneself, overweight, paternity, pay, pms, rage, relationships, road, ruled, talk, thinking, weeks, weight, woman, women
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,157
    ele__13
    30th September 2005, 12:20 PM Go to last post

  15. OK, that sorts that out... next!

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 6th April 2006 07:43 PM
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    boat, forum, moved, reckon, sorts, wooden
    • Replies: 19
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    echnidna
    3rd May 2006, 10:16 AM Go to last post

  16. Nervous Secret Service Agent

    Started by Dareen, 20th February 2018 07:24 AM
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    • Replies: 19
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    Handyjack
    27th February 2018, 07:02 AM Go to last post

  17. Talking Who Needs a Man

    Started by WoodGirl, 26th January 2007 09:34 PM
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    acts, bad, bed, call, care, cat, complains, criticizes, day, dog, eat, hand, happy, hearing, home, ignores, loves, man, night, prowls, sleep, slobbers, snores, time, totally, unconditionally, walks, wholl, word, worth
    • Replies: 19
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    SPIRIT
    29th January 2007, 05:30 PM Go to last post

  18. card trick

    Started by weisyboy, 3rd September 2007 09:30 PM
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    card, check, clever, pretty, removed, thinking, trick
    • Replies: 19
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    Alastair
    4th September 2007, 03:09 PM Go to last post

  19. Another Court Decision...

    Started by DanP, 2nd June 2006 06:58 PM
    2 Pages •
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    apparently, aunt, beat, beating, believes, boy, capable, child, club, court, cried, custody, decision, domestic, family, firmly, football, geelong, grandparents, granted, judge, learning, life, live, parents, recesses, remainder, ruling, temporary, violence
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,093
    DanP
    4th June 2006, 11:22 AM Go to last post

  20. air force 1

    Started by ryanarcher, 5th January 2006 05:36 AM
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    $10.00, 256, air, bill, bills, cheney, chuckles, co-pilot, defense, dick, donald, eyes, flying, force, happy, hell, hundred, million, one-hundred, people, pilot, president, rolls, rumsfeld, secretary, shots, throw, vice, window
    • Replies: 19
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    vsquizz
    8th January 2006, 01:06 AM Go to last post

  21. Name for our proposed nuclear sub

    Started by rwbuild, 22nd September 2021 07:20 PM
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    • Replies: 19
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    clear out
    26th September 2021, 12:28 PM Go to last post

  22. Smile For Grunt

    Started by craigb, 16th August 2005 04:35 PM
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    grunt
    • Replies: 19
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    Schtoo
    19th August 2005, 10:04 PM Go to last post

  23. What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day

    Started by Rodgera, 13th February 2008 08:51 AM
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    apologetic, appliance, ate, attempt, bought, box, bunnings, carbatec, cash, certificate, chocolates, clumsily, day, fron, gift, hide, household, item, mortuarys, petrol, power, rearranged, shop, stallone, station, today?doh, tool, valentines, words, worse
    • Replies: 19
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    Christopha
    14th February 2008, 07:07 PM Go to last post

  24. Could you rephrase this

    Started by DavidG, 1st August 2004 09:33 PM
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    articles, auriferous, caloric, carbonaceous, chores, conflagration, coruscate, crusty, dedication, effluence, excessive, exclusive, fruitless, geomorphic, growths, individuals, interdicted, ligneous, male, material, mendicants, missiles, omnifarious, originate, rephrase, resplendence, scintillate, sorting, vapors, visible
    • Replies: 19
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    RETIRED
    3rd August 2004, 07:39 PM Go to last post

  25. New Club

    Started by Handyjack, 22nd January 2019 08:05 PM
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    rwbuild
    8th February 2019, 11:04 PM Go to last post

  26. Sign on plumber's truck

    Started by Barry Hicks, 26th September 2007 08:36 PM
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    no.2, no1, plumber, plumbers, sign, truck
    • Replies: 19
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    Rodgera
    3rd October 2007, 04:09 PM Go to last post

  27. Perfectly logical?

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 17th May 2011 12:05 PM
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    buy, carton, cartons, eggs, hell, husband, logical, milk, perfectly, replied, shopping, short, time, wife
    • Replies: 19
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    Allan at Wallan
    20th May 2011, 08:43 PM Go to last post

  28. What Do You Call

    Started by nev25, 2nd February 2008 12:36 PM
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    arms, block, blocks, bum, call, camel, carlos, deer, dug-less, edward, explain, eyes, head, humphrey, humps, idea, ilene, irene, jack, japanese, leaves, leg, legs, pile, rabbit, russell, setting, warren, woman, wood
    • Replies: 19
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    wayfarer
    8th February 2008, 05:59 PM Go to last post

  29. Assorted funny pics - Captions

    Started by bennylaird, 30th November 2006 12:10 PM
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    assorted, caption, captions, contest, funny, pics, them?d
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,219
    Flowboy
    1st December 2006, 11:41 AM Go to last post

  30. Burls, Vicmarks, Redgum

    Started by Calm, 4th July 2008 05:26 PM
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    advance, away/remove, burls, charge, cheers, crane, david, free, friday, heads, items, mobile, occasion, organise, pay, pickup.dd2tsup2tsup, plenty, prepared, realise, redgum, remove, reply, time, tomorrow, tonight, trip, truck, unwanted, vicmarks, weekend
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 2,775
    Calm
    7th July 2008, 06:36 PM Go to last post

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