Did you hear about the chippie who was caught with his tenon in the wrong mortice?
They put him in jail and he sat in his cell and thought- and thought- and scratched his head 'till he made it sore-
so he took the saw and sawed the table in half. then he put the two halves together and made a whole-
He climbed through the hole and started to shout for help- and he shouted and shouted until he became hoarse- he jumped on the horse and rode straight into the sunset and he's never been sighted since.....