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The donkey

Started by fenderbelly, 7th September 2013 11:08 AM

animal, argument, army, awaiting, bible, burial, bury, called, calls, captain, carcass, chaplain, continued, digging, disproved, donkey, level, looked, louder, minute, mule, mules, passing, privates, sergeant, shouted, shouting, walked, wrong, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2013 04:48 PM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Dumb Cop

Started by A Duke, 5th September 2013 10:39 AM

car, cardigan, cop, driving, drove, dumb, knitting, lady, mini, occupants, officer, passenger, patrol, policeman, pull, realised, seat, shouted, whilst, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2013 11:09 AM; by A Duke

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WOODIES JOKES

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

Started by wheelinround, 1st June 2008 10:26 AM

afternoon, car, clean, cold, coldwater, dishes, dog, dried, edge, egg, eyes, football, fret, grandfather, grandfathers, hear, john, lay, leaving, looked, meal, plates, shouted, specks, started, taking, told, watching, water, word

Replies: 7
Views: 1,966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2013 06:41 AM; by bosox

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WOODIES JOKES

My First Custom Job Customer!

Started by smallcrafter, 11th November 2012 09:23 AM

block, boat, calling, child-safe, custom, customer, details, earlier, friend, job, mom, neighbor, ok?’, run, sail, scrap, shop, shouted, specs, that’s, tomorrow, triangular, wide, wood, ‘cuz, ‘just

Replies: 6
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2012 10:15 AM; by smallcrafter

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Munruben giving up sex completely...

Started by wolften, 16th January 2010 08:54 PM

beat, buck, cheers, chronic, cold, completely, disease, doc, doctor, expect, fatigue, giving, glenn, gradually, grateful, married, methinks, munruben, prescribed, rare-but-lethal, recommended, sex, shouted, taper, turkey, urologist

Replies: 3
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2010 08:37 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

What did Santa bring you?

Started by rsser, 26th December 2009 11:18 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

accident, binoculars, bird-watching, bring, dewalt, incra, mustve, nice, pair, prob, related, respect, rolleyes, router, rules, santa, scms, shouted, sooo

Replies: 47
Views: 4,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2009 11:15 AM; by Sawdust Maker

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WOODTURNING - GENERAL

My first box(es)

Started by moik, 2nd July 2009 09:17 PM

attempt, base, basic, boards, box, boxes, corner, dabbled, forum, inserts, lid, machinery, oak, odds, people, piece, plan, recycled, shouted, silky, similar, sitting, stuff, talented, tools, walnut, weather, woodwork

Replies: 7
Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2009 09:16 AM; by coffenup

Forum:
BOX MAKING

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Started by wheelinround, 2nd June 2009 03:40 PM

2009, alive, answer, approached, calling, carry, chores, deep, domestic, dopey, dwarfs, faint, fell, god, heard, hope, knees, losing, lunch, lunchtime, mine, origin, prayed, prepare, qld, shouted, singing;, snow, voice, white

Replies: 8
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2009 11:26 PM; by Carry Pine

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WOODIES JOKES

Question re rep points

Started by Honorary Bloke, 29th April 2009 11:06 PM

boo, changed, deal, default, neil, noticed, points, question, registration, rep, rolleyes, scared, shouted

Replies: 12
Views: 2,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2009 11:24 PM; by DCWheels

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Prodo's vs Catholics

Started by Rodgera, 12th March 2009 10:56 AM

catholics, cop, crosswalk, flow, hed, paddy, pass, patiently, pedestrians, prodo, prodos, shouted, sidewalk, stood, stopped, tenth, time, times, traffic, vehicular, waiting, watching, york

Replies: 4
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2009 01:25 PM; by rsser

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WOODIES JOKES

old farmer

Started by texx, 6th January 2009 02:59 PM

avocado, aware, bucket, built, coming, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, fruit, holding, ladies, leave, mango, moral, naked, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, swimming, trees, walk, watch, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 03:57 PM; by ant75s

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WOODIES JOKES

Alan and Barry golfing

Started by munruben, 16th December 2008 03:53 PM

18th, alan, annoyed, approaches, ball, barry, clubhouse, considers, crying, dallying, golfing, hit, hole, iron, lines, looked, loud, paused, perfect, petes, playing, sake, shot, shouted, standing, tee, time, watching, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2008 05:42 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Mates

Started by woodcutta, 22nd September 2008 08:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2008 08:03 PM; by woodcutta

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WOODIES JOKES

Engineer v Manager

Started by Rodgera, 26th July 2008 03:28 PM

air, altitude, balloon, balloonist, bit, correct, degrees, engineer, excuse, expect, fault, friend, hot, idea, information, lost, manager, meet, met, position, promise, promised, realized, reduced, replied, responded, shouted, solve, technically, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2008 01:56 PM; by Ozkaban

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WOODIES JOKES

bil and jackie

Started by weisyboy, 13th July 2008 09:56 PM

bil, bitten, bloudy, boss, cam, car, conc, crank, decided, farmer, fear, final, fork, hand, jackie, locas, maide, plane, propertys, ride, shed, shout, shouted, tight, travel, verry, voice, voyage, wanna, wealthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2008 09:56 PM; by weisyboy

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WOODIES JOKES

The lone Private

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2008 10:14 PM

attention, dispersed, eyebrow, fall, formation, grinned, huh, idiots, lone, lot, private, raised, remained, rest, sarge, sergeant, shouted, single, soldier, soldiers, squad, stalked, standing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2008 10:14 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Department of Conservation

Started by goat, 12th May 2008 08:29 PM

bull, card, chores, close, conservation, department, farm, farmer, fence, gaining, heard, huge-horned, immediately, loud, nodded, politely, prize, ran, rep, representative, running, screams, shouted, step, stopped, terrified, threw, tools, understand, water

Replies: 4
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 06:09 PM; by RETIRED

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WOODIES JOKES

Getting into heaven

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 11:14 AM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, family, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, house, loved, money, pride, sale, school, shouted, six-year, smile, sold, sunday, sweets, tidy, understood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 02:22 PM; by ss_11000

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish Times

Started by wheelinround, 4th March 2008 01:13 PM

bottle, charlie, cop, die, died, father, finney, gallagher, heaven, hed, irish, lord, mike, murphy, otoole, paddy, parking, pedestrians, priest, replied, shouted, stopped, street, time, times, traffic, trooper, wall, wine, york

Replies: 3
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 11:00 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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WOODIES JOKES

Little boat

Started by MICKYG, 24th February 2008 10:48 AM

boat, boater, boats, complained, confusion, cried, crossed, drown, drowned, drowning, exclaimed, eyes, faith, fell, finally, gates, gazed, god, gods, grounds, helicopter, jump, obvious, overboard, pearly, pulled, save, scene, shouted, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 12:37 AM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

Pythagoras in the Old West

Started by Incoming!, 8th February 2008 11:42 PM

beheld, birth, brave, built, chief, chiefie, cons, double, elementary, entire, equal, finest, gasped, hide, hides, hippopotamus, imported, mod, pythagoras, shouted, smiled, squaw, squaws, story, tribe, twins, west, wife, wigwam, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 11:31 PM; by tea lady

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WOODIES JOKES

Message from Noah

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2008 07:04 PM

adders, allan, animals, ark, busily, calendar, chasing, finished, message, months, multiply, noah, replied, shouted, snakes, stole, voyage

Replies: 3
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2008 07:26 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Frog

Started by munruben, 14th December 2007 10:08 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 11:01 AM; by pawnhead

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WOODIES JOKES

teachers presents

Started by wheelinround, 15th November 2007 03:43 PM

answered, bet, boy, candy, champagne, day, drop, finally, finger, flowers, gift, handed, held, kindergarten, leaking, liquor, owners, presents, puppy, replied, shook, shouted, son, store, tasted, teacher, teachers, tongue, touched, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 05:37 PM; by ss_11000

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WOODIES JOKES

For all those shoppers !!

Started by wheelinround, 2nd October 2007 04:18 PM

ahead, beautiful, buy, care, chuckled, coffee, condition, corridor, day, dead, doctor, feeling, finished, guilty, hope, husband, husbands, lady, proud, pulling, rest, sale, shop, shoppers, shopping, shops, shouted, town, trip, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 04:18 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

How Long Does It Take To Assemble A Flatpack Cubby?

Started by echnidna, 18th July 2007 10:01 PM

“i’ve, “not, assemble, b##y, build, cubby, dad, day, flatpack, flowers, garden, hours, house, inside, instructions, it”, leaf, long, next-door’s, parental, picked, proudly, quickly, required, set, shouted, time, told, toolbox, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2007 10:01 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

So old it may be new again...

Started by Dennis Millard, 20th February 2007 12:32 PM

arrested, carpenter, cell, chair, climbed, convicted, dollars-, excuse, half, halves, hear, hoarse-, hole, horse, jumped, lie, passing, rode, sat, sawdust, sawed, shouted, sore, table, uncomfortable, wooden

Replies: 1
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2007 03:29 PM; by RobP

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WOODIES JOKES

Top 8 Morons of 2006

Started by Breslauer, 23rd January 2007 07:56 AM

2006, bakersfield, bank, boat, check, desert, east, finale, fired, gun, hard, hour, hours, isabella, john, king, lake, lineup, located, marina, matter, money, morons, police, president, shouted, stand, summer, walter, water

Replies: 10
Views: 1,922

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2007 03:03 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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WOODIES JOKES

GMC Doweler.

Started by echnidna, 20th December 2006 02:48 PM

ago, anymore, bikkie, coupla, doweler, doweller, dowellers, elaborate, feels, gmc, guarantee, idea, joiner, lot, meself, odd, pleased, plugged, remains, sat, shed, shouted, stuff, switch, tool, totally, unused, vague, wearing, yesterday

Replies: 8
Views: 2,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 02:38 PM; by soundman

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Care of hand files

Started by Jim Ferrous, 22nd November 2006 04:21 PM

care, files, hand, oil, quality, rust, shouted, store

Replies: 8
Views: 2,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2006 10:56 AM; by Jim Ferrous

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Oh dam

Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:50 PM

avocado, aware, bring, bucket, bunch, coming, crocodile, dam, deep, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, fruit, holding, ladies, leave, mango, moralold, naked, planted, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, trees, walk, watch, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:50 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

To each his own...

Started by Breslauer, 18th December 2005 01:42 AM

basically, bucks, cardiac, cylinder, damage, doc, engine, finish, garage, gently, head, heart, hey, leaned, mechanic, motor, motorcycle, paused, removing, repair, running, salary, shop, shouted, smiled, spotted, surgeon, valves, well-known, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2005 01:42 AM; by Breslauer

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WOODIES JOKES

Baz's Farmer back !

Started by dean4, 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM

avocado, aware, baz, bucket, coming, courts, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, heard, holding, horseshoe, ladies, leave, mango, moral, naked, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, walk, watch, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM; by dean4

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WOODIES JOKES

Why we lost the ashes

Started by Iain, 28th October 2005 09:34 PM

air, ands, ashes, backside, bails, ball, bat, beind, caught, clasped, delivry, evryone, ground, knocked, lads, looked, lordship, lost, nay, owzat, postlethwaite, run, sam, shouted, shouts, straight, team, time, vicar, village

Replies: 8
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2005 12:07 AM; by JDarvall

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WOODIES JOKES

How to get to heaven

Started by DaveInOz, 4th August 2005 02:40 PM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, five-year-old, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, hey, house, husband, loved, money, neat, pride, sale, school, shouted, smile, sold, starting, sweets

Replies: 5
Views: 2,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 11:52 PM; by JDarvall

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WOODIES JOKES

When is this year's Newcastle Show and Who's going?

Started by Caliban, 23rd June 2005 10:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beer, caps, celebrate, dates, exhibitor, foilies, hand, heads, importantly, language, life, meeting, monkey, neil, newcastle, sharpening, shouted, simple, solve, universe, year

Replies: 17
Views: 4,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2005 08:50 AM; by Greg Ward

Forum:
WOODIES EVENTS

Builder And Priest Play Golf

Started by jackruss, 11th May 2005 05:29 PM

$hit, booming, builder, continued, dead, difference, easy, game, god, golf, green, hear, immediately, insist, instant, missed, play, pleas, priest, punish, putt, seventeenth, shot, shouted, stone, stop, suddenly, swearing, time, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 11:03 PM; by Daddles

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WOODIES JOKES

Little Mary

Started by Wood Butcher, 12th January 2005 11:06 PM

adam, asleep, break, called, child, christ, damn, day, eve, fainted, fell, god, half, jabbed, jesus, johnny, jumped, mary, pin, question, rear, rescue, shouted, slumber, stick, stir, stuck, teacher, time, twenty-third

Replies: 0
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2005 11:06 PM; by Wood Butcher

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WOODIES JOKES

shark fishing

Started by sandant, 12th November 2004 08:50 AM

access, actions, australia, bait, beach, bitter, blessing, boat, brave, diddly, drove, eyes, fishing, gods, harpooner, hatred, heard, holding, immediately, mates, pope, replied, shark, shouted, squat, summoned, told, true, wearing, wisdom

Replies: 0
Views: 1,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2004 08:50 AM; by sandant

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WOODIES JOKES

Dam good thinkin'

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:13 AM

age, approached, aware, bucket, coming, crocodile, cunning, dam, deep, enthusiasm, farmer, feed, girls, good, holding, leave, local, moral;, moved, naked, pond, presence, replied, shouted, swim, thinkin, time, triumph, watch, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:13 AM; by Christopha

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WOODIES JOKES

How well does cold water clean?

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2004 07:54 PM

90-year-old, afternoon, anymore, attention, clean, cold, coldwater, complained, dishes, diverting, dog, football, game, grandfather, growl, hamburger, move, noticed, paper, pass, plate, plates, rural, shouted, started, substance, told, victoria, visit, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 07:54 PM; by Christopha

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WOODIES JOKES

Escape

Started by Dennis Millard, 24th September 2003 10:47 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2003 10:47 PM; by Dennis Millard

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WOODIES JOKES

Dining Chairs, part two

Started by ozwinner, 10th August 2003 04:27 PM

1930s, 25mm, allanp, bought, box, chair, chairs, cheers, collective, dining, dowled, expert, fair, glass, hope.eek, included, ironbark, opinions, piccy, question, red, set, shouted, stable, tenoned, thick, time, woodborer, wrecked, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2003 04:27 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Ethel

Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:07 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2003 01:12 PM; by Wayne Davy

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WOODIES JOKES

Using a Festool Rotex Sander

Started by Mick4412, 6th February 2003 09:46 PM

120, 240, 400, action, advice, altho, bulk, conclusion, experience, festool, fine, gain, grits, hard, mick, moment, pad, paper, range, removing, rotex, sander, sanding, shouted, speed, stock, tasks, thks, tool, toy

Replies: 2
Views: 2,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2003 07:58 PM; by soundman

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

the old farmer

Started by ken yates, 12th October 2002 12:41 PM

age, alligator, aware, basketball, coming, court, courts, deep, farmer, feed, fixed, ladies, laughing, leave, moral, naked, pond, presence, properly, replied, shaped, shouted, skill, swim, swimming, treachery, triumph, watch, women, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2002 12:41 PM; by ken yates

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WOODIES JOKES

Schumacher of the Old Peoples home

Started by Gino, 1st October 2001 08:43 PM

beer, clarence, corridor, door, dug, erection, ethel, flashed, front, guinness, halt, hand, handbag, harold, home, insurance, lounge, maam, mat, peoples, popped, proof, schumacher, shouted, shuddered, stepped, stop, taking, weird, wheel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2001 08:43 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

Could only happen in the US of A........

Started by Iain, 13th August 2001 06:14 PM

bakersfield, bank, california, check, desert, east, folks, gun, happen, hard, hour, hours, isabella, king, lake, line-up, located, marina, matter, modesto, money, police, shed, shouted, simulate, steven, summer, tool, walter, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2001 06:14 PM; by Iain

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WOODIES JOKES

Heaven

Started by Charles Castle, 21st February 2001 08:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:33 PM; by Charles Castle

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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