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  1. 6th January 2008, 06:59 PM #1
    Barry Hicks
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    Allan walked up to the ticket office at the Wallan railway station and said, "One return ticket please."

    The clerk asked, "Where to?"
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    Allan replied, "To here, of course."
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  3. 7th January 2008, 10:15 AM #2
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    You are way "off line" there Barry.

    Went I went to the station I knew the train
    had already gone ... 'cos I could see its tracks.

    Allan

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    Why is a railway line like a cemetery


    they both have long sleepers
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