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Hospital Bracelet

Started by Rodgera, 25th March 2014 12:23 PM

admitted, bracelet, clerk, costs, coyly, diamonds, hospital, prior, procedure, rubies, swmbo, wrist

Replies: 2
Views: 886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2014 04:54 PM; by Christos

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Emergency Call

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2013 10:39 AM

afternoon, answered, call, centre, clerk, date, daughter, emergency, everythings, fearing, fine, home, hour, immediately, left, managers, mobile, mom, office, paged, phone, rushed, shoes, shopping, swmbo, teenage, wear, worst, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 11:00 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Jury Duty

Started by Rodgera, 23rd March 2012 01:05 PM

agree, citizens, clerk, computer, county, court, dozen, drum, duty, entire, ex-wife, excused, fair, guarantee, hundred, impartial, judge, juror, jury, names, potential, process, pulled, randomly, reason, replied, report, selection, selects, well-versed

Replies: 2
Views: 1,844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2012 04:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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On the nose

Started by Grumpy John, 2nd September 2011 01:20 PM

$11.00, $20.00, $34.50, accidentally, bends, blind, call, card, catfish, clerk, counter, credit, drops, duck, embarrassed, farts, floor, maam, master, nose, pick, purse, realizes, reel, replies, rod, sale, sound, sounds, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2011 02:18 PM; by jasons673

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The Gift

Started by Rodgera, 5th July 2011 08:45 AM

3-1/2, afternoon, apologizing, bat, brought, cash, charge, clerk, clerks, enduring, explained, gift, giftwrap, hours, insane, lines, pick, register, regulations, rta, rudeness, selection, snapped, son, spending, spent, store, surly, sweetly, toy

Replies: 3
Views: 1,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2011 09:21 AM; by Sawdust Maker

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Unsociable social worker

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th June 2011 09:17 PM

addition, answered, awkward, bar, bedroom, clerk, commencement, daughter, duties, escort, expected, garage, holidays, kidding, located, mate, natural, nick, overseas, personal, salary, satisfy, social, started, stereo, strong, unsociable, urges, worker

Replies: 2
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2011 05:17 PM; by chambezio

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Do Not Touch!

Started by Rodgera, 17th June 2011 12:08 PM

analyzed, arrived, box, called, carefully, clerk, danger, dither, dock, donned, factory, foreman, gloves, goggles, inside, left, loading, management, printed, read, safety, signs, stay, supply, told, touch, warning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2011 12:08 PM; by Rodgera

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Irish Sausage

Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 01:35 PM

aisle, bratwurst, bunnings, clerk, customer, days, dog, german, guy, hot, hurry, irish, italian, jewish, kosher, lecture, mexican, offended, polish, racism, replied, sausage, scream, sensitivity, taco

Replies: 3
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 05:28 PM; by Grommett

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Irish diesel fitter

Started by Grumpy John, 23rd March 2010 10:55 AM

clerk, co-worker, collecting, diesel, double, elastic, explained, fitter, fitters, furious, head, irish, knicker, knickers, labour, mick, occupation, office, paddy, pay, sew, skilled, stitcher, stitchers, stormed, thongs, unemployment, unskilled, week, yep

Replies: 4
Views: 1,958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2010 02:33 AM; by bookend

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The Pope and Tiger Woods

Started by wheelinround, 18th February 2010 02:07 PM

administrative, admits, anxious, apologizes, bids, chat, checking, clerk, day, die, error, explains, farewell, heaven, hell, late, life, mary, meet, meets, mix, paperwork, pope, replied, situation, staff, stop, tiger, virgin, woods

Replies: 2
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 08:58 PM; by Ozkaban

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Death notice

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th December 2009 09:49 PM

allan, bandsaw, chisels, clerk, commented, dead, death, died, drill, electric, heaps, herbert, jumped, lathe, local, notice, opportunity, paper, polishes, poor, price, read, sale, sandpaper, scrollsaw, seventeen, urgent, wife, wood, words

Replies: 5
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2009 02:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Family banned from walmart

Started by robbo266317, 6th October 2009 09:20 AM

banned, bedding, begins, bill, bring, clerk, complaints, cry, december, department, family, fenton, floor, guns, housewares, hunting, husband, july, loudly, november, people, pick, pillows, september, set, shopping, store, told, walmart, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2009 12:29 PM; by Rum Pig

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At the video store

Started by Rodgera, 24th September 2009 12:46 PM

30/12/1899, birth, born, card, celibacy, chimed, clerk, computer, customer, date, december, husband, june, peering, preferred, reason, recognize, screen, shoulder, start, store, term, video

Replies: 0
Views: 871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2009 12:46 PM; by Rodgera

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Hotel Bill

Started by wheelinround, 19th July 2009 05:28 PM

$400, $450.00, bad, bill, charged, cheque, clerk, complains, correct, entertainers, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, mentions, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, unmoved, wife, york

Replies: 1
Views: 1,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2009 10:00 PM; by Batpig

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Dr. Epstein, Renowned Physician

Started by Woodwould, 17th July 2009 08:58 AM

“well, ”actually, ”why, ago, away.”, city, clerk, deliver, desk, education, embarrassing, epstein, grew, happened, haven’t, home, i’ve, isn’t, levy?”, moved, paper, physician, received, renowned, replied, stage, that’s, town, visit, visited?”

Replies: 4
Views: 940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 10:14 PM; by Batpig

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Woody Joke

Started by punkahknight, 14th June 2009 03:42 PM

american, build, check, clerk, drove, four-by-twos, friend, gonna, guy, head, house.usa3, joke, lumberyard, meant, minute, office, pauses, pickup, replies, returns, scratches, time, truck, two-by-four, two-by-fours, walked, woody, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2009 05:44 PM; by pawnhead

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Diminutive

Started by Rodgera, 18th March 2009 05:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 872

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:21 PM; by Rodgera

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Shopping

Started by bullfright, 23rd February 2009 01:33 AM

august, bedding, blankets, camera, clerk, dear, department, floor, guns, handling, housewares, hunting, july, loudly, nose, october, people, pick, pillows, samsel, screamed, september, set, shopping, store, told, wal-mart, wife, women, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:55 AM; by rotten_66

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Telegram

Started by munruben, 21st February 2009 10:46 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 889

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2009 10:46 PM; by munruben

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Tricked At the Swan's Game

Started by Rodgera, 4th December 2008 08:04 PM

$6.25, $7.00, add, anz, beer, buy, carding, change, clerk, concession, cup, dog, drivers, game, heard, hot, license, policy, replied, served, stood, swan, swans, swmbo, time, tip, tips, told, tricked, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2008 08:28 PM; by AlexS

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The telegram

Started by munruben, 22nd September 2008 10:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2008 10:17 PM; by munruben

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Pretty girl

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:26 AM

anticipation, buy, clerk, cloth, cost, counter, department, dress, expectation, fine, geezer, girl, grandpa, held, material, measured, package, pay, pretty, quickly, smiled, smirk, snapped, standing, teasingly, ten, walking, wrapped, written, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:26 AM; by munruben

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Two Blondes With Hammers.

Started by wheelinround, 1st September 2008 07:11 PM

bad, blonde, blondes, boss, carol, chest, clerk, cold, crying, day, dents, doctor, donna, eyes, finger, gun, hammers, happened, home, hot, house, morning, nail, paid, replied, roommate, shooting, shop, tail, thermos

Replies: 1
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 07:59 PM; by Batpig

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The Hotel Bill

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:14 PM

$400.00, $450.00, agrees, bad, bill, charged, check, cheque, clerk, complains, entertainers, eventually, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, matter, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 08:32 PM; by Ozkaban

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unexpected payment

Started by Rodgera, 8th July 2008 01:50 AM

anticipation, bag, bill, clerk, cloth, costs, dress, expectation, fabric, fine, girl, grandpa, held, male, material, measured, nice, pay, payment, pretty, quickly, smiled, spots, standing, store, teasingly, ten, unexpected, wrapped, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2008 01:50 AM; by Rodgera

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3 Minute Management Course

Started by WoodJunky, 12th May 2008 08:19 PM

bird, bob, clerk, cow, door, dung, eagle, genie, husband, lesson, management, manager, minute, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, promptly, psalm, rabbit, rep, sales, sitting, stands, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, £800

Replies: 0
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 08:19 PM; by WoodJunky

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Never take men shopping against their will

Started by WoodJunky, 5th May 2008 06:58 PM

clerk, december, department, door, fenton, floor, hey, house, husband, july, k-mart, looked, loudly, mart, men, mirror, nose, october, people, pick, picked, screamed, security, september, set, shopping, store, told, wares, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:08 PM; by DavidG

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Barry's Hair Cut

Started by wheelinround, 3rd April 2008 09:54 AM

barry, buzz, cents, checked, clerk, cut, fifteen, futuristic, hair, haircut, hands, head, inserted, looked, machine, manicured, perfectly, pulled, read, salesman, service, sign, slot, spin, started, stuck, trembling, unzipped, withdraw, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 09:54 AM; by wheelinround

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Now I Know What To Do During My Next Visit !!! ...

Started by nev25, 27th February 2008 10:19 AM

antidepressants, august, clerk, dear, department, door, floor, guns, housewares, july, kmart, loudly, mirror, nose, october, paper, people, pick, picked, samsel, screamed, september, set, store, toilet, told, visit, waited, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 05:11 PM; by RufflyRustic

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Feeling Old?

Started by Rodgera, 22nd February 2008 12:47 PM

1960s, assistance, badly, brother, buddy, centro, clerk, clue, concert, explained, feeling, idea, lady, looked, music, plaza, puzzled, record, recordings, related, shopping, snoopys, spoke, store, teen-aged, woodstock

Replies: 0
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:47 PM; by Rodgera

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Snow White's Camera

Started by Rodgera, 14th February 2008 08:25 AM

batch, camera, clerk, console, cry, day, developed, disappointed, dwarfs, film, finished, gift, happily, photos, pictures, prints, processor, received, snow, started, surroundings, week, white, whites, worry

Replies: 1
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 08:40 AM; by MICKYG

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MUMS Everywhere

Started by MICKYG, 8th February 2008 07:57 PM

assistants, associate, associates, career, child, clerk, day, development, door, field, grandmothers, heard, human, job, lab, mother, mum, mums, occupation, official, program, recorder, relations, research, senior, title, town, voice, woman, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,909

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 09:37 PM; by Toyboy

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WOOD WHISPERING WOMEN

The Bank Account

Started by Rodgera, 4th February 2008 10:10 PM

account, bank, beer, cafe, clerk, died, dropped, fell, floor, husband, kitchen, married, mcmunruben, occupation, replied, savings, waitress, widow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 10:22 PM; by echnidna

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Another blonde joke

Started by MICKYG, 26th January 2008 11:52 AM

adult, apologized, blond, blonde, called, calls, cleaner.’”, clerk, complain, defective, disappointment, drives, home, joke, movie, rent?”, rented, replied, screen, static, static.”, store, tape, there’s, title, vcr, video, ‘head, “it’s, “which

Replies: 1
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 02:59 PM; by Dirty Doogie

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Return ticket

Started by Barry Hicks, 6th January 2008 06:59 PM

allan, clerk, office, railway, replied, return, station, ticket, walked, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:45 AM; by wheelinround

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Three Minute Management Course

Started by FIGDIKI, 1st January 2008 04:10 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, branch, clerk, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, lay, leg, management, manager, minute, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, warm

Replies: 1
Views: 940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:43 PM; by artme

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For Coughs Sake

Started by BazzaDLB, 19th November 2007 11:20 AM

afraid, bottle, chemist, clerk, cough, coughs, entire, guy, heavily, him;, idiot, laxative, laxatives, leaning, morning, owner, sake, shop, syrup, treat, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 11:20 AM; by BazzaDLB

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Darwin Bombed

Started by weisyboy, 31st October 2007 07:33 PM

american, arm, article, bombed, book, broke, clerk, corier, darwin, dought, exept, found, injurys, isues, jeep, lives.u, mail, read, reading, run, running, tower, war, watch

Replies: 5
Views: 1,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 08:09 PM; by echnidna

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Supermarket Mother

Started by Rodgera, 28th September 2007 07:38 PM

$127.50, answered, called, checkout, clerk, continued, counter, died, feel, finally, front, goodbye, lady, leaving, line, mother, noticed, pardon, pay, pick, purchased, recently, son, stepped, supermarket, thinking, total, uncomfortable, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 07:38 PM; by Rodgera

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The Indian

Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2007 07:17 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:59 PM; by munruben

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DeWalt DW685 circular saw

Started by Auld Bassoon, 17th December 2006 04:37 PM

$185, base, blade, bunnies, cast, checked, choice, circular, class, clerk, code, dewalt, display, dw685, dw687;, festool, flimsy, hmmm, local, manual, methinks, morning, packaging, ryobi, solid, stuff, thinner, thrown, tools, warranty

Replies: 2
Views: 1,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2006 07:39 PM; by routermaniac

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

well kept lady

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:41 PM

allowed, chosen, clerk, completed, days, died, duly, engraved, experience, final, finally, fulfil, hard, lady, limited, lived, maids, postal, proper, read, request, returned, space, stone, tombstone, unopened, virgin, virgins, wording, worker

Replies: 0
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 10:41 PM; by John Saxton

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heres some

Started by Tonyz, 24th October 2006 10:14 PM

appendix, assistant, avery, blah, buddy, clerk, clothes, doctors, feeling, floor, guy, home, hospital, inflamed, jim, late, married, matchmaker, motorcycle, operated, paint, parakeet, patrolman, replies, rushed, service, sisters, ten, wife, workmen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 10:14 PM; by Tonyz

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Bricklaying course in WA

Started by Terry1, 1st October 2006 04:06 PM

bricklaying, brother, build, building, builds, clerk, held, labourer, licence, licenced, nephew, normal, nsw, obtain, opinions, people, picked, qualified, shortageof, shovel, son, supported, threw, time, traditional, transportable, trowel, vic, week, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 3,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2006 07:10 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Cool Coffee

Started by Rodgera, 25th August 2006 07:49 PM

announced, clerk, coffee, cool, cubes, cup, delay, drink, drive-thru, fast-food, finally, frustrated, ice, melting, pulled, quickly, restaurant, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2006 07:49 PM; by Rodgera

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Cowboys

Started by Eddie Jones, 19th June 2006 06:04 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 2,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2006 10:22 PM; by scooter

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Customer Service

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2006 01:33 PM

aisle, bolted, bunnings, cars, clerk, counter, customer, eek, extinguisher, fire, flames, frantic, gasped, hood, luck, parking, pouring, pulled, ran, replied, service, smoke, spot, standing, store

Replies: 1
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2006 11:30 PM; by scooter

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how old am I?

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th September 2005 12:57 PM

amazed, blurts, bra, clerk, completes, counter, couple, curiosity, empty, finally, girl, hands, home, incredible, line, mad, mcdonalds, minutes, nope, promise, question, replies, responds, silence, squeeze, stops, street, wait, waiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2005 12:57 PM; by Geoff Dean

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WOODIES JOKES

Pinch My Nipples!

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2005 05:22 PM

air, applause, arms, bigger, bought, broke, clerk, crowd, draws, huff, madam, manager, money, nipples, pinch, pinched, pleads, quickly, refund, refunded, screaming, screwed, shock, special, starts, store, tells, throws, toaster, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2005 10:49 PM; by AlexS

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WOODIES JOKES

Ces

Started by stephenmeddings, 13th October 2004 07:00 PM

application, apply, bahamas, ballarat, bathers, bloke, catwalk, ces, clerk, drawbacks, exclaims, form, hair, involves, job, lot, melbourne, model, pays, pubic, rail, reference, report, snip, sort, tahiti, ticket, travel, underwear, wisps

Replies: 0
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 07:00 PM; by stephenmeddings

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