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A wee joke

Started by Christopha, 8th November 2012 12:38 PM

accompanying, beasty, begins, breasty, burns, cameron, chant, confused, cowerin, david, doctor, eat, grins, hae, immediately, joke, lord, meat, moves, panic, patient, replies, serious, sleekit, thankit, timorous, troubled, unit, ward, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2019 08:43 PM; by mick55

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WOODIES JOKES

My Mini Flight Sim Cockpit Project

Started by Lord Nibbo, 21st December 2013 07:48 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

298025, blog, build, cockpit, design, desk, flight, follow, lord, mini, nibbos, pic, project, sim, sims, started

Replies: 23
Views: 4,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2014 01:58 PM; by cray-

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Another Blonde Joke

Started by fenderbelly, 18th February 2014 12:07 PM

bellowed, blonde, camping, cappuccino, comfy, cut, fish, heavens, hole, ice, joke, lord, manager, moved, opposite, positioning, poured, replied, rink, set, skating, skyward, started, stool, subject, tools, voice, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2014 12:07 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

A Heavenly Conversation

Started by MBM888, 3rd November 2013 10:52 PM

apparently, catherine, conversation, cut, fall, fast, francis, garden, god, grass, green, grow, growing, heavenly, leaves, lord, mulch, natural, pay, protect, rake, sir, soil, spring, started, story, suburbanites, summer, throw, trees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2013 10:52 PM; by MBM888

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WOODIES JOKES

More to get you all groaning....

Started by MBM888, 11th September 2013 01:17 PM

bike, breakfast, drown, forgive, french, groaning, guess, kid, lord, night, pray, realized, renaissance, restaurant, serves, stole, sweatshirt, swimming, thyroid, time, toast, troubles, wearing, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2013 01:17 PM; by MBM888

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WOODIES JOKES

Toy wooden Sword (pic heavy)

Started by Kiwi75, 28th February 2013 07:26 PM

apologize, autistic, bourbons, boys, broke, day, explanatory, fairly, finally, forum, fun, glamdring, hastily, heavy, hobbit, lord, lot, modeled, mods, narsil, pic, plastic, rings, sting, sword, told, toy, weekend, wooden, wrong

Replies: 13
Views: 2,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2013 06:14 PM; by Bob38S

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Time Machine?

Started by Boringgeoff, 9th October 2012 10:00 AM

1877, 198685, 2007, brace, click, crank, dumbfoundedgeoff, ebay, guy, handle, happening, hows, link, lord, machine, morning, parked, pat, post, research, robinson, robinsons, sale, strange, tardis, time, tool, tools, vanice, wrench

Replies: 9
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 09:58 AM; by Boringgeoff

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HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

One for the cemetery nuts

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th August 2012 05:56 PM

allan, approached, bicycle, cautiously, cemetery, couple, divided, fence, fenderbelly, hear, heard, hobbled, hundred, lord, metres, munruben, nuts, passed, quickly, repeatedly, road, sharing, stick, telling, threatening, tree, truth, voice, walking, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2012 10:22 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

The curse of Sheddie strikes again

Started by Shedhand, 5th April 2012 10:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agonising, carpark, curse, de;artment, dead, dog, dragged, emergency, hand, hid, house, land, left, lord, morphine, nutes, pain, process, rang, river, screaming, sheddie, shoulder, sore, strikes, sucking, swmbo, trippy.dont, weight, wet

Replies: 21
Views: 4,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2012 09:09 PM; by Shedhand

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FISHING

Forum fonts

Started by Big Shed, 8th March 2012 10:26 AM

acceptable, announcements, attention, bigger, changed, continually, deleted, draw, effect, entire, flow, font, fonts, forum, increase, larger, lord, master, people, peoples, posts, read, refuse, rules, size, sizes, threads, urgent, viewed, written

Replies: 3
Views: 1,872

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2012 11:43 AM; by ubeaut

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Parking in Sydney

Started by munruben, 24th January 2012 09:58 AM

ahead, appears, appointment, beg, behold, car, dear, driving, favour, finished, found, frustrated, guy, heavens, late, looked, lord, low, middle, miracle, park, parking, prayer, pulled, round, sooner, spot, sydney, vacant, yards

Replies: 3
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2012 10:28 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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WOODIES JOKES

It would make you cry

Started by BEKKY, 5th December 2011 05:23 PM

blind, born, cried, cripple, cry, crying, day, decided, earth, encountered, farther, happy, heaven, him.bigcry, lord, make, met, public, road, sat, service, son, stroll, sunset, touched, visit, walk, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2011 05:23 PM; by BEKKY

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WOODIES JOKES

Shopping can be fun!

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 12th August 2011 09:36 PM

accompany, begin, boring, browse, dear, equally, forwarded, found, fun, huge, husband, insisted, letter, local, lord, lots, loves, message, pick, preferred, received, retired, shopping, target, trips, unfortunate, wife, women, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2011 01:15 PM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Captivating

Started by wheelinround, 4th October 2011 10:27 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2011 11:23 PM; by Ed Reiss

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WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Last wishes

Started by popawisky, 13th August 2011 12:07 PM

agreed, amen, arrived, choose, christ, father, gillard, hand, hospital, jesus, julia, julia’s, lord, lying, minister, nurse, pattern, people, priest, priests, prime, replied, saviour, serenity, slowly, thieves;, treasurer, wayne, win, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2011 05:20 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

wire burn bowl and a captive ring

Started by thompy, 30th May 2011 04:43 PM

120, boundaries, bowl, burn, call, captive, cut, day, eee, eggcup, figured, finish, happy, hickory, impressed, incredibly, lol, lord, pic, pics, pine, quietly, ring, rings, spoke, stretch, sunday, time, wire, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2011 04:01 PM; by thompy

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WOODTURNING - GENERAL

My open letter to the Lord Mayor of Brisbane

Started by mic-d, 16th October 2010 09:58 AM

brisbane, cable, cables, cheers, council, design, eel, flood, hope, laying, letter, level, lord, luck, mayor, michael, nasty, open, planting, plumbers, pulls, relays, requires, roots, run, sewer, toilet, treatment, tree, workers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2010 12:43 PM; by mic-d

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WOODIES JOKES

Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

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WOODIES JOKES

another paddy joke

Started by defender, 15th June 2010 12:37 AM

2008, accidentally, avin, bring, cork, cut, dem, doctor, emergency, fingers, fish, fock, hospital, illsee, incredible, jesus, joke, kinds, looked, lord, microsurgery, paddy, pick, plant, putdem, spose, techniques, tunderin, wes, whadda

Replies: 0
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2010 12:37 AM; by defender

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WOODIES JOKES

Barry and Allan again

Started by munruben, 19th April 2010 09:25 PM

allan, barry, brakes, car, cart, driver, driving, field, filled, jammed, left, lord, narrow, oncoming, path, road, speeding, swerved, timber, time, wallan

Replies: 4
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2010 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Grandma's letter

Started by Rodgera, 11th March 2010 04:07 PM

bumper, burst, car, changed, day, drove, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaii, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, letter, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, praise, sign, started, sticker, waving, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2010 06:39 PM; by mjmjm

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WOODIES JOKES

Adam & God

Started by wheelinround, 14th December 2009 09:12 AM

adam, angrily, breath, cave, cross, explained, geez, gladly, god, headache, hill, him.then, lord, love, minutes, patience, reproduce, river, thin, told, valley, wearing, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 09:39 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Adding to an existing dwelling....pls help an idiot.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd November 2009 09:30 PM

1930s, 80s, adding, altering, appliances, bathrooms, baths, bedrooms, completely, cost, fittings, floors, front, hope, house, huge, layout, living, lord, read, refridgerative, replace, short, slighting, structural, sunroom, tapware, timber, timber/stain, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 1,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2009 09:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

How God really created man

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 06:53 PM

arrogant, ball, catch, childish, complaining, condition, create, created, eve, fighting, garden, god, hell, ironically, kicking, lord, man, physical, properly, proud, raised, remember, revel, satisfy, secret, self-admiring, smart, sounds, witless, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 06:55 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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WOODIES JOKES

Build me a bridge

Started by Rum Pig, 7th October 2009 11:41 AM

biker, bridge, build, cries, desire, feels, finally, happy, hard, inside, justify, lanes, lord, mankind, means, nothings, possibly, reaching, replied, shes, silent, thinking, time, treatment, understand, voice, woman, women;, worldly, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 09:31 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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WOODIES JOKES

drill press

Started by ElizaLeahy, 27th April 2009 05:48 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bench, checking, chuck, coming, drill, eye, floor, forget, holes, info, jacobs, lathe, length, lord, meantime, model, money, ninny, picture, post, press, result, sale, sales, saving, section, size, types, woodturning, writing

Replies: 34
Views: 7,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2009 06:13 PM; by robutacion

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WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

ANZAC DAY is 25th April - God bless our Servicemen and women.

Started by wheelinround, 25th April 2009 11:08 AM

25th, anzac, april, bless, borne, burdens, calm, day, deserve, fear, fears, forgive, forward, god, heavens, judgment, lord, peacefully, people, servicemen, shook, soldier, step, streets, tears, times, unmanly, walk, wept, women

Replies: 3
Views: 2,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2009 08:08 PM; by derekh

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Cute Little Scraper Plane

Started by Scribbly Gum, 28th February 2009 07:13 PM

appeared, central, cheers, cute, doubt, forums, info, lee, lord, nibbo, opinions, people, picture, plane, post, product, referred, review, scraper, valley, wood, workshop

Replies: 4
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 10:14 PM; by ficfac

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HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Collecting Movie Swords

Started by ironexpert, 21st February 2009 05:51 AM

300, affordable, bill, blade, buying, collected, collecting, collectors, daggers, fanatic, favorite, feeling, genuine, growing, kill, lord, market, medieval, move, movie, movies, number1, quality, rings, sacrifice, searched, searching, sword, swords, weapons

Replies: 2
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2009 12:50 PM; by Master Splinter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Drawer runners

Started by Ghallahad, 17th February 2009 04:47 PM

beaches, bench, bunnings, buy, cabinet/buffet/storage, cheapy, cheers, courtesy, designing, drawer, guys, hey, lord, nibbos, northern, online, preferably, process, runners, sydney, thingo, thread, white

Replies: 5
Views: 2,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2009 11:30 PM; by speedy

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Divorce Vs. Murder

Started by Grumpy John, 25th November 2008 12:29 PM

absolutely, bad, bed, buy, cyanide, divorce, happen, husband, jail, kinds, lady, license, looked, lord, lose, murder, nice, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, prescription, pulled, purse, reached, replied, straight, throw, walked, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 03:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

My name is Quasi and...

Started by Quasimodo, 28th September 2008 11:52 AM

addict, addicts, admit, automotive, awful, bigger, build, developed, escaping, fetish, hammers, hankering, hope, house, lathe, lord, money, philosophy, planes, quasi, repairing, sheds, time, tool, toolbox, tools, tripping, truth, wood, wood-working

Replies: 3
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2008 12:01 PM; by Socrates

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HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Adam and Eve - more

Started by joe greiner, 15th August 2008 10:17 PM

adam, adoration, animal, cat, cats, companion, create, created, dog, eve, gazed, god, joe, limitations, lord, love, loved, obey, peacocks, pleased, preen, pride, reflection, reminded, strut, supreme, tail, taught, wagged, worthy

Replies: 5
Views: 1,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2008 11:02 PM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

Lawyers

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd July 2008 09:31 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 01:42 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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WOODIES JOKES

Southern Gentleman

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th June 2008 06:00 PM

alabama, ass, bourbon, cold, drink, gentleman, half, hour, lack, lady;, lord, luvly, mah, miss, neighbourly, pair, persuade, piece, quietly, real, replied, returned, sat, sir, southern, sweet, table, trouble, waitress, yall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2008 03:07 PM; by rsser

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WOODIES JOKES

Year 2008

Started by wheelinround, 23rd June 2008 07:33 PM

2008, animals, ark, australia, authorities, build, building, coming, complaint, forgive, government, hire, insisted, living, local, looked, lord, months, noah, plan, rain, save, sea, start, system, told, trading, wood, yard, year

Replies: 5
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 03:41 PM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Fingers

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:26 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 12:26 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

With apologies to any blokes with hurt feelings

Started by Incoming!, 2nd May 2008 11:08 AM

apologies, bed, blokes, breath, call, calling, e-mail, feelings, folder, gasping, handcuffed, helps, hold, hurt, husband, instruction, lord, mail, manuals, pillow, pray, reading, remember, rename, shirt, sitting, toilet, trustworthy, whistle, wipe

Replies: 11
Views: 2,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 12:48 PM; by Claw Hama

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WOODIES JOKES

marriage 2

Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2008 10:46 AM

blind, bus, crazy, dad, dear, father, forgive, guy, husband, life, lord, love, marriage, married, patience, pray, replied, replies, riding, rubber, son, stick, thinking, ticking, understand, walking, wife, wisdom, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 10:46 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

4 fave movies,4 fave songs

Started by Steve Fryar, 10th April 2008 08:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ac/dc, aliens, awesome, bohemien, boston, cat, coming, days, easy, fave, feeling, fun.its, halen, here.ok, hey, lift, lord, love, movies, party, remember, rhapsody, rings, school, songs, stevens

Replies: 15
Views: 2,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 06:05 PM; by Incoming!

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Secret Service

Started by Rodgera, 9th March 2008 07:31 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 07:31 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish Times

Started by wheelinround, 4th March 2008 01:13 PM

bottle, charlie, cop, die, died, father, finney, gallagher, heaven, hed, irish, lord, mike, murphy, otoole, paddy, parking, pedestrians, priest, replied, shouted, stopped, street, time, times, traffic, trooper, wall, wine, york

Replies: 3
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 11:00 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish Prayer

Started by watson, 21st February 2008 03:27 PM

appeared, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, parking, pity, prayer, rest, street, sunday, sweat, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 03:27 PM; by watson

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WOODIES JOKES

Three Italian nuns ......

Started by WoodJunky, 10th February 2008 12:54 AM

bell, exemplary, granting, habit, hands, hell, italian, laid, laugh, laughing, led, lives, lord, months, newspaper, nun, nuns, paper, peter, pipeline, reads, ring, sahara, sara, shes, sister, starts, straight, takes

Replies: 4
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 05:47 AM; by pitbull

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WOODIES JOKES

When a Woman Lies

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 04:18 PM

appeared, brad, care, clooney, cried, crying, dipped, fallen, fell, george, golden, graphics, husband, husbands, ladies, lies, lord, misunderstanding, moral, pitt, replied, river, seamstress, signed, sticking, story, thimble, water, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 04:18 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Brown bread

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2008 07:10 PM

advice, allan, approached, baker, bloke, bread, brown, calendar, doctor, eat, hard, loaves, lord, marry, months, nineties, plenty, recommended, replied, rock, saturday, sixteen, stole, yippee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:10 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

No woodworking today

Started by kayu, 24th November 2007 07:07 PM

210, bali, balinese, calender, called, celebrate, ceremony, compound, day, days, devoted, festivities, hindu, house, hyang, joins, kayu, landep, lord, metal, motorbike, pasupati, people, sang, special, temple, today, tumpek, woodworking, worry

Replies: 5
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 04:42 PM; by kayu

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

Barry and Alan go camping

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:33 AM

alan, all-powerful, appears, approximately, asleep, barry, beautiful, camping, day, evident, fall, idiot, insignificant, lord, meteorlogically, millions, moment, past, quarter, replies, silent, site, speaks, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, wise

Replies: 4
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Heartfelt Funeral Service

Started by fenderbelly, 4th November 2007 09:32 AM

amen, car, closed, coat, door, eating, funeral, gathered, genesis, glory, heard, heart, heartfelt, hold, lord, lunch, poured, praise, preached, proper, putting, revelation, septic, service, soul, taking, tanks, twenty, walked, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2007 03:20 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Sorry guys this is for our female brethren

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th July 2006 04:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amen, beat, bed, boys, brethren, call, companion, day, death, fairy, female, forgive, guys, hands, husband, immediately, lord, love, pray, replied, satisfy, stepped, strength, tickets, whine, whoosh, wife, wished, woman, world

Replies: 27
Views: 3,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 08:59 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

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