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Eve's Side of the Story

Started by echnidna, 11th May 2006 10:23 PM

animals, body, breast, breasts, bushes, create, creation, eden, eve, eves, ewe, favorite, fix, garden, god, half, immediately, mate, middle, overlooked, passed, reached, removed, replied, story, tit, tossed, useless, visited, weeks

Replies: 4
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 07:15 PM; by coastie

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Snowing in Hobart Town today

Started by Shedhand, 3rd May 2006 08:10 PM

Replies: 13
Views: 2,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 04:01 PM; by goat

Forum:
NON WOODWORK

The cat and I (part 2)

Started by Wongo, 20th April 2006 12:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentd, bastard, blue, care, cat, changed, damn, didn’t, feed, girls, hell.mad, hilarious, in-laws, joke, left, litter, low, mountains, overseas, poor, reached, reminding, sadly, stunk, thing.mad, week, wife, worry, wrong, “don’t

Replies: 27
Views: 3,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2006 11:58 AM; by Zed

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Budding Product Designers

Started by TritonJapan, 13th April 2006 05:17 PM

adaptable, backup, batteries, budding, cool, designers, designers/engineers, details, easily, finnish, hand, imperial, list, markets, metric, neat, pricing, product, reached, require, retail, rough, rust, sell, spares, strengths, suit, type, warranty, wholesale

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2006 05:17 PM; by TritonJapan

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TRITON / GMC

New toys 4 me!

Started by BobL, 20th March 2006 10:30 PM

35oc, 7pm, air, base, bit, cool, cooling, crap, days, door, enable, evening, extra, inside, oven, picks, pipe, reached, reckon, running, shed, stuff, sunday, sweep, toys, vicinity, wheels, widen, worthy, yay

Replies: 1
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2006 07:57 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

You gotta like Grandmas

Started by goat, 11th March 2006 11:26 PM

absolutely, assure, birth, control, dear, doctor, doctors, drinks, eyes, glass, gotta, granddaughter, grandmas, grew, grind, helps, juice, knee, mix, morning, night, orange, patted, pills, possibly, reached, sleep, smith, told, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 11:26 PM; by goat

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

age

Started by Christopha, 9th March 2006 07:12 PM

activities, age, bath, bed, car, cards, dispatcher, driving, elderly, fine, friends, glared, hand, intersection, light, losing, mildred, minutes, night, officer, passenger, playing, reached, red, seat, sisters, sleep, stairs, woman, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 07:12 PM; by Christopha

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WOODIES JOKES

Grandma's Birth Control Pills

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:06 PM

absolutely, birth, control, dear, doctor, doctors, drinks, eyes, glass, granddaughter, grandma, grew, grind, helps, juice, knee, list, medicines, mix, morning, night, orange, patted, pills, possibly, prescribed, reached, sleep, smith, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2006 03:06 PM; by bennylaird

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Nuff said.

Started by bennylaird, 13th January 2006 08:40 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

007, 12-01-2006, 219, afl, australian, biannual, favourite, found, herald, nationwide, news, nuff, peak, ranking, reached, reclaimed, released, replaces, report, rules, sports, spot, summer, sun, survey, sweeney, swimming, top, winter, words

Replies: 24
Views: 2,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 11:33 AM; by ele__13

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Foreman Gets Grilled

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 12th January 2006 02:48 PM

ago, airport, apologises, arising, burns, chemical, cleaner, drain, fingerprints, foreman, grilled, hands, international, launched, loss, mia, misunderstanding, noble, prevent, procedures, reached, resulted, review, security, sincerely, situation, spokesperson, stated, terry, unfortunate

Replies: 13
Views: 1,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 09:56 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Two nuns

Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 12:41 PM

arrives, convent, dark, dear, fast, faster, follow, god, habit, half, happened, lifted, logical, mathematical, minutes, nun, nuns, pants, past, pulled, rape, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, started, thirty-eight, walk, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 07:43 PM; by redwood

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

That's different.....

Started by Breslauer, 11th January 2006 11:26 AM

absolutely, bad, bed, cyanide, drug, explained, eyes, happen, husband, jail, kill, kinds, lady, law, looked, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, poison, prescription, pulled, purse, reached, replied, store, tells, throw, walks, wife, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 11:26 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Jointers

Started by riph, 21st December 2005 03:19 AM

answers, attractive, benchtop, carbatec, concerned, difference, expensive, floor-standing, forward, guidance, hand-in-hand, happier, hobby, jointer, jointers, long-term, model, moment, notice, post, price, purchase, reached, reading, richard, short, significant, slightly, thicknesser, time

Replies: 2
Views: 1,609

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2005 07:42 AM; by bennylaird

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Sharpening, that hoary old chestnut

Started by Bodgy, 13th December 2005 08:55 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accept, balde, bead, bevel, blade, chestnut, chisel, correct, couple, dull, edge, floppy, forget, hoary, in-correctly, leather, metal, pretty, reached, removes, sharpen, sharpening, stage, stropping, strops, technique, terrifying, tiny, waterstones, wire

Replies: 15
Views: 2,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 09:39 PM; by Gumby

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Peak Oil

Started by Grunt, 7th December 2005 06:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

150, catalyst, cheap, civilisation, completely, developed, eat, feed, food, fuelled, growth, kilojoule, kilojoules, lack, litre, oil, package, peak, petrol, population, price, produce, reached, reaches, simply, takes, transport, watched, week, worlds

Replies: 18
Views: 4,872

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2005 02:15 PM; by Clinton1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

How to be streetwise on E-bay.

Started by JDarvall, 1st October 2005 04:49 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bid, bidded, bought, complete, e-bay, ebay, novice, reached, reserve, ripped, serious, streetwise, times, tips, worry

Replies: 32
Views: 3,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2005 08:25 PM; by Sir Stinkalot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Prudes need not read this

Started by outback, 6th September 2005 08:22 PM

bedroom, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, fling, frozen, happy, married, moment, moral, panties, passed, prudes, pulled, reached, read, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 4
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:11 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Old oilstone

Started by Daddles, 19th August 2005 05:45 PM

blades, butcher, cash, cats, cheapy, chisels, claudia, curves, days, expert, flat, flush, highly, nice, oilstone, plane, reached, richard, rolleyes, schiffer, sharpen, stone, surface, teeth, wide, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 2,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 06:53 PM; by scooter

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Great Customer Service

Started by burn, 22nd March 2005 10:44 AM

afternoon, bits, burn, call, called, canberra, company, customer, delivery, depot, freight, grahame, great, happening, hed, limit, line, marita, mark, mentioned, minute, minutes, missing, pieces, professional, pws, reached, service, sorting, t-track

Replies: 12
Views: 2,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2005 12:46 AM; by Kiwibrucee

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Brass Carvers Mallet

Started by violincrafter, 7th June 2005 06:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ahead, borers, brass, carvers, cheers, copy, design, edition, extra, final, fun, heavier, impressed, lol, majors, mallet, mallets, mine, misadventure, product, reached, remember, responsibility, stages, sturdee, till, tools, valuable, violincrafter, woodies

Replies: 18
Views: 2,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2005 01:17 PM; by violincrafter

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HOMEMADE TOOLS AND JIGS ETC.

Stairway lighting

Started by AndyChiz, 16th May 2005 12:03 AM

cellar, chased, electrician, enclosed, finish, fitting, flush, ground, heat, individually, light, lighting, lights, low, options, plastered, preferably, preference, reached, sense, series, silver, stairs, stairway, suggestions, switch, unit, wall, wired, wiring

Replies: 7
Views: 2,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2005 10:01 PM; by AndyChiz

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LIGHTING

Abstaining

Started by Shaty40, 8th April 2005 12:43 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2005 02:59 PM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

First project - workbench

Started by javali, 15th January 2005 07:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

additional, allens, based, book, boring, build, clamping, counts, decent, design, devices, dust, extraction, finish, forum, fourth, holding, information, months, photo, planing, project, reached, sam, smoothing, system, tools, weeks, workbench, workbenches

Replies: 18
Views: 8,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2005 12:20 PM; by fxst

Forum:
THE WORK BENCH

Blonde Paint Job

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:26 PM

$50, added, agreed, answered, blonde, canvassing, coats, collect, conversation, door, finished, heard, house, husband, impressed, inside, job, left, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, short, standing, time, well-to-do

Replies: 3
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2004 07:40 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bragging

Started by Barry_White, 3rd December 2004 09:34 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2004 09:34 AM; by Barry_White

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WOODIES JOKES

Poll: Cork, Screw or Plastic

Started by HappyHammer, 19th July 2004 12:03 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

admit, ago, bottle, bought, cap, caps, cork, corks, couple, decent, drink, drop, favourite, friends, plastic, pretty, question, reached, realised, red, remember, screw, seal, stock, vineyard, weeks, white, wide, wine, wondered

Replies: 31
Views: 5,964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2004 11:35 PM; by Kris.Parker1

Forum:
POLLS

The bricklayer is dead

Started by ozwinner, 30th July 2004 07:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4-6, agonizing, antiques, bought, bric-a-brac, brickie, bricklayer, business, cheers, consignement, date, dead, decided, items, junk, leasehold, melbourne, missus, north, reached, second-hand, sell, sellers, steptoe, touch, weeks, wooden

Replies: 26
Views: 4,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2004 04:12 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Forestry Commission Permits.

Started by adrian, 14th July 2004 07:53 PM

amazing, bit, box, burnt, byproduct, collecting, commission, demand, forestry, forests, helps, local, lower, lump, mesquite, permit, permits, picked, reached, resource, rock, sap, solid, stable, suppose, timber, tip, understatement, wood, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2004 07:53 PM; by adrian

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

silver steel and oak

Started by jow104, 12th June 2004 06:09 PM

acceptable, corrosion, gateleg, leg, mechanism, oak, outdoor, pivot, reached, silver, stage, steel, swing, table

Replies: 6
Views: 2,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2004 11:37 AM; by seriph1

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Tight Skirt

Started by Baz, 18th April 2004 10:35 AM

agree, ballistic, bus, drawled, driver, easily, embarrassed, figured, friends, gently, kinda, leg, maam, picked, raise, reached, samaritan, skirt, smile, smiled, standing, step, texan, tight, time, times, unzip, waist, would-be, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 10:35 AM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

Woodworkers Stress Test

Started by Barry_White, 4th March 2004 09:18 PM

butchering, clicking, concentration, developed, difference, dolphin, dolphins, hard, hospital, immediately, influences, intensifying, link, london, marys, out/down/up, picture, reached, read, recognition, relieve, researchers, shown, similar, stress, stressed, test, wood, woodworkers, workshop

Replies: 11
Views: 3,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2004 03:30 PM; by derekcohen

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Not Welcome

Started by craigb, 30th January 2004 09:50 AM

abstain, admitted, afternoon, bible, bunnings, carnal, church, cold, couple, hanging, head, lust, managed, means, minds, month, overcome, paint, pastor, prayer, reached, reading, sex, shamefacedly.you, showers, stated, unbearable, understand, week, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2004 04:03 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

First Xmas Joke for 2003

Started by silentC, 17th November 2003 10:27 AM

2003, bells, carols, christmas, desperately, eyebrow, finally, gates, joke, keys, looked, pair, panties, pass, pearly, peter, pocket, pockets, pulled, raised, reached, replied, saint, searching, set, shook, started, symbolize, womens, xmas

Replies: 3
Views: 1,916

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2003 08:02 PM; by sean@oz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Books

Started by DaveInOz, 16th January 2003 01:50 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 2,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2003 10:52 PM; by soundman

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Woodfast MC900 - OK ?

Started by Rebus, 20th January 2003 09:51 PM

19mm, adequate, advance, appears, appreciated, bed, concern, diameter, experinces/comments, gap, main, mc900, post, provide, reached, rebus, rest, rests, seeking, support, swing, tool, vibration, views, woodfast

Replies: 4
Views: 3,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2003 05:33 PM; by ubeaut

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

ales well that ends well

Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 11:05 PM

ales, analysis, arrives, clydesdale, colleagues, common, conclusion, days, debate, document, ends, exhaustive, expert.it, favourites, followsafter, intense, mates, meet, melbourne.they, properties, reached, reads, relative, respective, sample, stallions, virtue

Replies: 1
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2002 08:11 AM; by Shane Watson

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WOODIES JOKES

Dust Control

Started by JackoH, 24th August 2001 12:34 PM

add, anchored, comments, contributors, control, copper, device, disperse, dust, earth, electrical, electronic, extraction, fredf#^~, grounded, installation, john, mag, metal, piping, reached, ridiculous, run, screw, start, static, stripped, suggested.sorry, w.w, wire

Replies: 9
Views: 3,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2001 10:49 PM; by Richard Casey

Forum:
DUST EXTRACTION

Smelly Lift

Started by Shane Watson, 11th June 2001 11:05 PM

$150, arrogantly, beautiful, bellows, bends, broccoli, cents, city, destination, elevator, exits, expensive, farts, floors, giorgio, italian, lavish, lift, office, ounce, peers, perfume, pound, reached, riding, smelling, smelly, woman, women, york

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2001 11:05 PM; by Shane Watson

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WOODIES JOKES

Bragging

Started by Bazza, 8th October 1999 07:51 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 1999 08:10 PM; by RETIRED

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WOODIES JOKES

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