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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,679
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Hard to Tell.....

    Started by Rodgera, 1st October 2010 12:24 PM
    blue, boy, bystander, daughter, father, forgive, girl, hair, hard, idea, jeans, mother, person, shes, short, sir
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,062
    Rodgera
    1st October 2010, 12:24 PM Go to last post

  2. Paddys' sick note for work

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2010 11:48 PM
    barrel, bloody, bricks, broke, clinging, clung, floor, ground, heavier, hope, landed, lay, left, note, numbed, paddy, paddys, reached, rope, shock, shoulder, sick, sped, started, tight, tightly, top, understand, work, write
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,607
    Carry Pine
    30th September 2010, 06:06 PM Go to last post

  3. Instructions?

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd September 2010 02:43 PM
    anxiously, assemble, assembled, backyard, brought, children, completely, directions, father, finally, handyman, home, immediately, instructions, neighbourhood, neighbouring, old-timer, play, proud, read, reading, replied, set, short, started, swing, threw, truth, waiting, yard
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,648
    wheelinround
    29th September 2010, 06:09 PM Go to last post

  4. Fishing Terms Explained

    Started by Rodgera, 29th September 2010 05:42 PM
    $29.99, angler, avoid, box, catch, close, explained, fish, fishing, free, hold, hook, jumped, life, limit, line, lures, object, overboard, reel, reeled, rod, savings, school, spam, strength, tackle, taught, terms, wrestled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,035
    Rodgera
    29th September 2010, 05:42 PM Go to last post

  5. Congratulaitions Baby Boomers

    Started by Rodgera, 24th September 2010 03:37 PM
    ate, baby, bikes, boomers, born, bottle, bottles, broke, buy, cars, children, congratulaitions, congratulations, day, deal, drank, easter, friends, house, houses, internet, kids, law, parents, ride, rode, shops, soft, video, worms
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,416
    weisyboy
    28th September 2010, 11:17 PM Go to last post

  6. Bedtime Attire

    Started by Rodgera, 23rd September 2010 11:30 AM
    attire, bed, bedtime, closet, combined, dry, drying, finished, formal, frequent, gloves, hand, harsh, husband, job, medical, night, pair, reading, replied, selected, showering, skin, technologist, tie, towel, washing, wearing, weather, white
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,228
    fenderbelly
    28th September 2010, 06:33 PM Go to last post

  7. The Most Beautiful Thing

    Started by Rodgera, 27th September 2010 04:42 PM
    beautiful, class, english, entirety, essay, finished, minute, question, read, students, test, thing, words, write
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,124
    Rodgera
    27th September 2010, 04:42 PM Go to last post

  8. Fairy Tales

    Started by Rodgera, 24th September 2010 03:26 PM
    begin, daddy, elected, fairy, father, girl, promise, replied, series, tales, time
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,108
    Greg Ward
    25th September 2010, 09:55 AM Go to last post

  9. Sheep for Sale

    Started by Rodgera, 18th September 2010 01:16 PM
    call, classified, community, complaint, difference, e-w-e-s, editor, ewes, farm, follow, local, makes, newspaper, newspapers, paper, pardon, people, read, rural, sale, sheep, sir, spent, staff, time
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,463
    RETIRED
    18th September 2010, 05:54 PM Go to last post

  10. Another blonde joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th September 2010 05:15 PM
    actions, advanced, air, allan, backwards, blonde, breathe, car, couple, dog, floor, fresh, handbrake, hands, joke, left, mate, nearby, noticed, outstretched, past, repeated, shop, stay, steps, stretched, vehicle, walked, walking, windows
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,163
    Allan at Wallan
    18th September 2010, 05:15 PM Go to last post

  11. The Wheelbarrow

    Started by Rodgera, 17th September 2010 06:01 PM
    bet, braggart, bragging, construction, feat, fun, grabbed, handles, haul, minutes, money, mouth, nodding, outbuilding, outdo, reached, replied, site, special, strength, strong, wages, weeks, wheel, wheelbarrow, worker, workmen
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,218
    robbo266317
    18th September 2010, 09:12 AM Go to last post

  12. What joints to use on this table?

    Started by mic-d, 8th September 2010 08:04 AM
    cheers, dinner, drag, dscf0408, joints, michael, racing, table, video, youtube
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,628
    robbo266317
    14th September 2010, 09:55 PM Go to last post

  13. This is for all of you who love Dogs

    Started by Rodgera, 12th September 2010 08:20 AM
    dancing, dog.mp4, dogs, funny, love, salsa, youtube
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,123
    Rodgera
    12th September 2010, 08:20 AM Go to last post

  14. Australian Bird

    Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2010 01:06 PM
    aussie, australia, australian, beak, bird, black, carton, creature, crow, driving, exotic, flying, fries, hey, huge, mcdonalds, nothin, outback, overhead, passenger, red-and-gold, road, spied, striking, stuck, toucan, western, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,337
    robbo266317
    11th September 2010, 09:47 PM Go to last post

  15. Is this for real?

    Started by Grumpy John, 8th September 2010 04:26 PM
    146920, oooooo, real, reiss
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,904
    acmegridley
    9th September 2010, 10:55 PM Go to last post

  16. That time of year again

    Started by Grumpy John, 7th September 2010 08:41 AM
    bike, call, car, ceiling, cliff, collingwood, daniels, dom, driving, fan, female, front, hey, kids, leader, lexus, list, mafia, makes, married, perignon, ruined, supporter, supporters, table, time, watch, wife, wifes, year
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,673
    Grumpy John
    7th September 2010, 08:41 AM Go to last post

  17. Death threat

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th September 2010 10:29 AM
    allan, death, dye.o, grey, hair, morning, strands, threat, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,035
    opelblues
    4th September 2010, 02:33 PM Go to last post

  18. Puns and not-puns

    Started by wheelinround, 31st August 2010 11:43 AM
    acupuncture, basis, bread, broke, budge, chicken, crossing, debt, dress, feel, fell, flies, helpers, jab, knead-to-know, machine, marriage, motion, not-puns, notpuns, poultry, puns, recipes, recovered, road, santas, stuck, taint, trade, upholstery
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,568
    wheelinround
    31st August 2010, 04:53 PM Go to last post

  19. Because I'm a man...

    Started by wheelinround, 30th August 2010 10:39 AM
    2010, applies, beer, calculator, calls, car, cars, engineers, fine, hair, hand, holding, housework, laundry, man, message, mother, public, service, sex, share, sports, survive, talk, thinking, understand, visit, wearing, women, wondering
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,384
    wheelinround
    30th August 2010, 01:43 PM Go to last post

  20. Reason for my divorce

    Started by Chief Tiff, 29th August 2010 07:35 PM
    divorce, divorced, ex-wife, fine, grounds, incompatability, jew, pig, reason, religious
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,248
    robbygard
    30th August 2010, 08:19 AM Go to last post

  21. Time to make a date.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th August 2010 06:21 PM
    allan, calendar, date, days, make, numbered.d, reckon, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,089
    Allan at Wallan
    29th August 2010, 06:21 PM Go to last post

  22. They don't make girls like this anymore!!

    Started by watson, 28th August 2010 03:48 PM
    145834, anymore, bullet, girls, glass, hold, luv, make, proof, testing
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,820
    tea lady
    29th August 2010, 12:12 PM Go to last post

  23. Irish virus

    Started by Charleville, 28th August 2010 01:27 AM
    cooperation, ddd, delete, drive, experience, files, forward, hard, honour, irish, list, mailing, manually, mornin, paddy, programming, received, system, tank, top, virus
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,633
    mic-d
    28th August 2010, 03:01 PM Go to last post

  24. Presents for the grandchildren

    Started by robbo266317, 27th August 2010 10:16 PM
    beaming, buy, called, carve, decided, grandchild, grandchildren, horse, intentions, k-mart, love, neighbor, next-door, plastic, presents, replied, rocking, shaped, unborn, wood
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,548
    Dave50
    28th August 2010, 11:35 AM Go to last post

  25. Report Card

    Started by Rodgera, 17th August 2010 02:01 PM
    bright, card, cheating, mother, report, side;, son, worst
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,688
    Charleville
    27th August 2010, 11:52 AM Go to last post

  26. Today's Economics

    Started by groverwa, 27th August 2010 07:43 AM
    $0.00, $214, $33, $49, 401-keg, ago, aig, airlines, aluminum, based, beer, brothers, called, cans, current, delta, drank, drink, economics, heavily, investment, lehman, play, purchased, received, recycle, refund, shares, today
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,524
    groverwa
    27th August 2010, 07:43 AM Go to last post

  27. Cows Sheep another day in New Zealand?

    Started by nz_carver, 25th August 2010 02:07 PM
    cows, day, emailled, enjoyu, floor, jusf, lmao, picking, posting, shagger, sheep, youtube-, zealand
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,844
    Dave50
    25th August 2010, 07:00 PM Go to last post

  28. The Joke of The Year

    Started by HazzaB, 10th August 2010 10:59 PM
    anon, business, joke, minding, quietly, ready, sitting, women, year
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,295
    corbs
    23rd August 2010, 07:20 PM Go to last post

  29. Learn a new language

    Started by BEKKY, 18th August 2010 04:04 PM
    button, indian, language, learn, learning, phoning, pressing, speak, telstra
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,747
    Chief Tiff
    21st August 2010, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  30. Prayers answered

    Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM
    announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,846
    minus459
    21st August 2010, 05:09 PM Go to last post

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